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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #120 on: March 25, 2010, 05:23:51 PM »
I like Cray's better. :pleased:
Unfortunately, Cray's idea seems to be happening in his IMAGINATION .

I do not know any RENT, nor RENTED-band. Naturally, one can always ask for a holoroom with singing prairie dogs and I can easily access the Asylum holoroom database to extract any song sung be said group and put them on a record. Unfortunately, the Asylum does not have a PR department, so  you'd have to do all of that by yourself.
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #121 on: March 26, 2010, 11:01:58 PM »
RENT, as in the groundbreaking smash hit musical. You don't know about it, CC? I think this solidly proves my theories...

I'm gonna talk to the prairie dogs about this. Ahem.

Hello, scientific community-at-large!
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I honestly didn't expect the prairie dogs to be British. It's so hard to tell someone's accent though, when they're singing.
I present to you, Exhibit A of CC's undeniable insanity. See here, he is unaware of RENT and believes it to be a band. This not only shows a completely insane lack of knowledge about musical theater...
("Indeed." "Indubitably!" "Right-o chap!")
...but also shows his ability to determine context are impaired as shown by the following...
Or, oooh, a rock opera!!
It'll be the new RENT! Mixed with Wicked! Mixed with top hats! Oooooh!
("Absolutely." "Surely!" "Don't call me Shirley!")

Such evidence only compounds my theory, as proven by CC's own inability to approach the rainbows that clearly surround the 5th floor of the Asylum in order to taste them, that CC is and did lawlessly and deceitfully take command of the Asylum after his stay as a patient and is, in fact, insane himself.
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Furthmore and in conclusion, he seems to insist that my imagination is not real. In as much as this would mean that you, the scientific community to whom I speak, do not exist, I submit that this is further evidence of his own insanity.
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So.... are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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We must take action! There must be recourse! To battle stations!
("EULALIAAAAAAAAAAAA!" "Psst, mate, we're prairie dogs not hares...")

Alright... now... fire the candy cannons! *fires Skittles at CC* Taste THAT rainbow! Mwahahahahahahaha!
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #122 on: March 27, 2010, 01:06:01 PM »
Turn that Skittles cannon my way, will ya?
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #123 on: March 27, 2010, 03:55:20 PM »
Oooh, me too!

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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #124 on: March 28, 2010, 01:29:26 AM »
No! Not the skittles! Samhain have mercy on my soul!
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #125 on: March 28, 2010, 11:51:09 AM »
Samhain shows no mercy, unless you can make him cry, Nifty. :yes:

Do we have an M&M's cannon, too? ???
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #126 on: March 28, 2010, 01:02:19 PM »
Samhain shows no mercy, unless you can make him cry, Nifty. :yes:

Do we have an M&M's cannon, too? ???

Oh, right. So where did I put that mirror...
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #127 on: March 29, 2010, 02:17:49 AM »
The only way to make an M&M cannon is to put M&Ms in the Skittles cannon. I'd love to point it your way, but I'd have to open my eyes and then what would happen to the Prairie Dogs??
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #128 on: March 29, 2010, 04:23:17 AM »
It'll be the new RENT! Mixed with Wicked! Mixed with top hats! Oooooh!

I'm not sure I want to imagine RENT! mixed with King's Quest:

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CEDRIC: A poisonous snake!
GRAHAM: Anything but....that.
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GRAHAM: It's weird.
CEDRIC: Really weird.
GRAHAM: Freakin' weird.
CEDRIC: On this screen, where we don't know what to do. Tried to click on that rock. Tried this key on the lock. Wish Roberta would give us a clue.
GRAHAM: Think I'm going insane! This brainteaser's a pain! It's much harder than playing Space Quest 3!
CEDRIC: I'll go buy a hint book
GRAHAM: No wait, Cedric look! Here online...a walkthrough for free!
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #129 on: March 29, 2010, 12:42:17 PM »
It'll be the new RENT! Mixed with Wicked! Mixed with top hats! Oooooh!

I'm not sure I want to imagine RENT! mixed with King's Quest:

CEDRIC: The wizard won't delay, but this puzzle...
GRAHAM: There's another way! Say something. Anything.
CEDRIC: A poisonous snake!
GRAHAM: Anything but....that.
CEDRIC: This is weird.
GRAHAM: It's weird.
CEDRIC: Really weird.
GRAHAM: Freakin' weird.
CEDRIC: On this screen, where we don't know what to do. Tried to click on that rock. Tried this key on the lock. Wish Roberta would give us a clue.
GRAHAM: Think I'm going insane! This brainteaser's a pain! It's much harder than playing Space Quest 3!
CEDRIC: I'll go buy a hint book
GRAHAM: No wait, Cedric look! Here online...a walkthrough for free!
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #130 on: March 29, 2010, 02:53:42 PM »
BOTH: The tango del King!  It's a dark twisted forest of pain.  As it keeps you milling, your hopes it is killing!  And you walk and you run, 'cause it's not any fun to wander a forest of fear!
CEDRIC: And it makes us both sing...
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #131 on: March 29, 2010, 05:05:02 PM »
RENT, as in the groundbreaking smash hit musical. You don't know about it, CC? I think this solidly proves my theories...

I'm gonna talk to the prairie dogs about this. Ahem.

Hello, scientific community-at-large!
("Hello Cray!" "'Ello Q!" "Cheerio good fellow, wot wot!")
I honestly didn't expect the prairie dogs to be British. It's so hard to tell someone's accent though, when they're singing.
I present to you, Exhibit A of CC's undeniable insanity. See here, he is unaware of RENT and believes it to be a band. This not only shows a completely insane lack of knowledge about musical theater...
("Indeed." "Indubitably!" "Right-o chap!")
...but also shows his ability to determine context are impaired as shown by the following...
Or, oooh, a rock opera!!
It'll be the new RENT! Mixed with Wicked! Mixed with top hats! Oooooh!
("Absolutely." "Surely!" "Don't call me Shirley!")

Such evidence only compounds my theory, as proven by CC's own inability to approach the rainbows that clearly surround the 5th floor of the Asylum in order to taste them, that CC is and did lawlessly and deceitfully take command of the Asylum after his stay as a patient and is, in fact, insane himself.
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I am totally aware I am totally ignorant of many titles, of both opera rock musicals and bands. I do not deny that fact either. Apparently, I have developed some kind of 'apathy' toward opera, as it is something I do not like either, so they must have glazed over that part of text. Another explanation is the fact I have an extremely short attention span, couldn't be bothered to reread your post and just posted what first came to mind. I still do not see any point of insanity in this reasoning.

I have yet to see multiple rainbows IN REALITY, although i do not doubt that may not be the case in YOUR IMAGINATION, that is not the case in the area the Asylum is located in. I also never was a patient either, you seem to be 'glazing' over (part of) my posts as well.

To show you how I handle posts that I do not read to reread but quote immediately:
So.... are you thinking what I'm thinking?
("I think so Brain, but if we didn't have ears I think we'd look like weasels!")
Who is this Brain you are speaking of? The only one I know of is part of an animation series.

Alright... now... fire the candy cannons! *fires Skittles at CC* Taste THAT rainbow! Mwahahahahahahaha!
Unfortunately, there are no candy cannons in the Asylum, since that would be in violation of the 'one candy-type snack a month'-principle. Surely you remember how I queried about your definition of 'Skitties' as the one I required seem to be inaccurate. Either my eyes glazed over that too, but since it had nothing to do with anything I dislike I seriously doubt that.

The only way to make an M&M cannon is to put M&Ms in the Skittles cannon. I'd love to point it your way, but I'd have to open my eyes and then what would happen to the Prairie Dogs??
If you were watching them in the Holoroom as I suggested, nothing. At least not unless you're paraphrasing a certain 'uncertainty' principle of which I'm currently unable to recall its exact name.

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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #132 on: March 29, 2010, 05:42:24 PM »
Another explanation is the fact I have an extremely short attention span, couldn't be bothered to reread your post and just posted what first came to mind.

XD Well-played, CC, well-played... XD
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #133 on: March 29, 2010, 08:31:51 PM »
It is actually quite hard to get 'arked as insane here *nods*

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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #134 on: March 30, 2010, 12:10:22 AM »
Oh ho ho! CC's playing hardball now! Well.... it's the bottom of the ninth and bases are loaded? Who's on first! What's on second!

Anyways, you still seem concerned with this idea that my imagination is not reality. I assure you that you are not only wrong, but that the Prairie Dogs have outvoted you on this matter entirely. At this point, it is out of your hands and as such not only are there rainbows, but there are also candy cannons. And this one is loaded with Skittles.
(I thought someone had given you the definition, by the way, or I absolutely would have. They're basically M&Ms except instead of chocolate inside, it's chewy fruit-flavored goodness! Also they have an S on them instead of an M, and the campaign tagline for their commercials is "Taste the Rainbow", which is why I told you to do that. And I'm still waiting for you to comply. *taps foot impatiently*)

A short attention span could be symptomatic of any number of things -- and I submit for the jury of your prairie dogs, as evidence, this statement (written in crayon so as to be permanent and official!) from Doctor Abby Normal PROVING that it is, in fact, often a symptom of INSANITY! So unless you've removed the cause but not the symptom, my case still stands. ;D

As for my own glazing over posts, I at least can admit that this is because I am insane. Otherwise, I would not be here in the asylum glazing over posts! You have to understand the way I am, mein herr.

(Congrats, by the way CC, on picking up on one of the multitude of pop culture references in that exceedingly long post. It was one of the more obvious ones, but only because Pinky & the Brain is such a classic. :P On the other hand, this could mean you're beginning to think like I do.... let's see if you pick up anything from this post! :P)
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #135 on: April 28, 2010, 05:57:47 PM »
Inescapable? I beg to differ... ::)
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #136 on: April 28, 2010, 06:37:14 PM »
You are not a patient though.
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #137 on: April 28, 2010, 06:55:09 PM »
My title say TSL Asylum Escapee so I must be! :P
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #138 on: May 03, 2010, 03:01:39 PM »
RACXY!

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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #139 on: May 03, 2010, 05:44:52 PM »
I've seen multiple rainbows in reality. :D Three, actually at once. :P
 
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