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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #60 on: February 24, 2010, 10:57:21 PM »
Well, I expect the Mango Minions are busy sorting out who their master is -- with two twins and a cactus to choose from who knows how long that could take??
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #61 on: February 24, 2010, 11:22:30 PM »
Touche, compadre.  Twins would confuse them, and who can resist the cactus?
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #62 on: February 25, 2010, 01:11:06 AM »
I'm sure TessieTwin and the cactus and I can sort out some sort of management arrangement - just keep those oranges away!
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #63 on: February 25, 2010, 01:17:34 AM »
There's no actual oranges, there's just the tea MADE from oranges. Deceased oranges, no less. Oranges were harmed in the making of this tea.

*makes a label and sticks it on thermos*

Now there's even a warning for PETO (People for the Ethical Treatment of Oranges). Prepare to be protested guys!
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #64 on: February 25, 2010, 01:24:38 AM »
That's alright then; my Mangoes would be happy at that thought.  Although I don't like orange TEA, per se...  Bring some orange juice in here!
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #65 on: February 25, 2010, 08:51:20 AM »
 :yes: Orange juice is always good!

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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #66 on: February 25, 2010, 01:27:50 PM »
Vanilla tea doesn't harm oranges. :) Drink vanilla tea. :P
 
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #67 on: February 25, 2010, 01:42:49 PM »
It harms vanillas.  Bad idea.
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #68 on: February 25, 2010, 01:44:20 PM »
No vanilla was harmed in the making of this tea. :P
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #69 on: February 25, 2010, 01:45:25 PM »
Vanillas don't have feelings. :P I promise. :)
 
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #70 on: February 25, 2010, 02:09:14 PM »
 :'(
Yes they do!!
I was once best friends with a vanilla and then his parents were turned into TEA!! He was so distraught, he went to an ice cream factory and DID HIMSELF IN!! INTO ICE CREAM!! It was terrible!! (Although very delicious! :pleased: Good stuff, it ended up being Breyer's French Vanilla -- which is a total lie because he wasn't French at all, just tasty. Anyways...) How DARE you!! Vanillas are people too! :P
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #71 on: February 25, 2010, 04:12:12 PM »
Darn right they are - you tell 'em, Questie!

Although I certainly wouldn't pass up some good vanilla icecream...
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #72 on: February 25, 2010, 08:31:16 PM »
Vanilla tea?!  And disrput my sacred ritual of orange spice pekoe every night?  Mango!  I'm shocked and amazed that you would say such a thing!

Vanilla ice cream is always good, though.  Perhaps the warden/guard cats will put some vanilla ice cream in the menu.  *Drools*
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #73 on: February 25, 2010, 11:06:35 PM »
Well, I'm not really the waiter anymore, but I still know the way to the kitchen!

Oh wait...

I'm Mango now. Kitchens won't give me foods if I'm Mango.

Mabies I can be sneaky sneaky...

*sneaks off toward the kitchens*

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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #74 on: February 26, 2010, 12:05:52 AM »
I want my vanilla icecream with chocolate sauce and hundreds and thousands and a flake!

And Tessie, they should hopefully comply...  Especially if you put on a disguise OVER your disguise!
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #75 on: February 26, 2010, 02:50:26 PM »
Oooooooooooh, I've got it, Tess.  Hold the cactus over your face while walking and no one will ever see you!  They'll just say, "Huh.  Another walking cactus."  :scholar:
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #76 on: February 26, 2010, 03:22:57 PM »
Wait, wait, wear a grass skirt with the cactus! Then they'll say "Huh, another hulaing cactus" and that's just grand. Exquisite, even.
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #77 on: February 26, 2010, 04:51:01 PM »
*sneaks into the kitchens wearing the Mango Costume and hula skirt holding the cactus*

*locates the icecream stores*

*abandons the cactus, grabs the icecream, and runs*

Icecream for everyone!

*takes off the hula skirt and puts it on cray's head*

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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #78 on: February 26, 2010, 06:17:56 PM »
:(

No more hatseseseses! :dunce:

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Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
« Reply #79 on: February 26, 2010, 09:51:50 PM »
YAY ICE CREAM!

YAY QUESTIE HATS!
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