I did not knew that, tho I figured It 'ight,
all 'y ex-boyfriends are gay aswell!
...or you ruined their opinion of your gender so much that they could no longer hide their distaste. 
I was 'ore thinking along the lines of; "if I can not be happy with an aweso'e *cough*cough* guy as Rob, I can't be happy with any 'an"

Did you know that I 'ade pancakes 3 days ago and still have leftovers? 16 pancakes, I eat 4 a day, should have the' all eaten to'orrow....