Ohhh! presents! I should get 'arried 'ore often!
and it is not like I break keyboards ALL the ti'e! *sulks* (I usually break laptops! once I spilled ice tea on it *tzzzt*, once it slipped out of 'y hands and fell on the floor when I was trying to cli'b a ladder *splut* and the other I can not re'e'ber how I broke thatr one, but at least this is the 4th laptop in about 9 years.
So, to be honest, I a' pretty proud of 'yself to only break 2 keys (in case you did not know, 'y 4-key is broken too, but since I can use the nu'pad one it doesn't is that big of an issue)