THE REALLY BAD: Kephale more estin deila kai more. (Points! Come on, you can do it; it's Greek.)
The BAD: E Kephale more e me bouletai.
THE BAD: Vir immitis me vulneravit quamquam vultque me adesse et eo omni facere.
Ok...let's see what I can do here... *reads* *nods* Okay, making some allowances for the font (Greek in non-Greek font

) I think I got that... so, I see you and raise you:
Kephala mwra agnwreiton

kai... eu... mwra eston. Les deux de leur

(not sure if I got the form right for eimi... sorry, it's been a long time since I used einai in the dual

) (on a related note, I hate
this dictionary and want my own that I left at home to be shipped at a later date

)
The GOOD: The champagne is bubbling at me. 
The GOOD/BAD: I'm drinking champagne at 1 am and studying. 
Seriously? Have you learned nothing from me? Though... well, that didn't work out so much as making an intriguing "splat" sound.

The GOOD: INTERNET!
The GOOD: beds! and running water! and a shower!
The BAD/kind-of-cool-I-guess: I've been to Purgatory... I must have worked off AT LEAST 14 hours.
The BAD: tired... but getting better...
The GOOD: recuperating
The BAD: right shin hurts

it's been hurting since... Florence... I think...
The BAD/???: how on earth can they not have my transcript and why on earth did they offer me a position without one?

Honestly, who throws a shoe...