It's not like my parents named me "Ialready,"
Is his first name Pasta?
Jesus?
A friend of mine while doing a temp job of stuffing envelopes to people who owed money for a camp their kids had gone to still noticed that one family had sent two children there. Dangit, I can't remember the second name at the moment, but one of them was named Messiah. No joke. And the other one was just as strange.