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Re: Haids and B'rrr are STILL getting married....
« Reply #140 on: July 12, 2010, 09:02:54 PM »
Cray has other preferences. :P
 
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Re: Haids and B'rrr are STILL getting married....
« Reply #141 on: July 13, 2010, 03:49:48 AM »
LOL

GTL, as much as I appreciate you scrounging up these three bachelorettes, Deloria is quite correct that none of them are properly equipped for me.... unless they're all in drag! :o :o :o They're so convincing! Especially number 3, I really thought was a woman!
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Re: Haids and B'rrr are STILL getting married....
« Reply #142 on: July 13, 2010, 04:05:15 AM »
I like to think my little faux pas adds to the humour.
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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Re: Haids and B'rrr are STILL getting married....
« Reply #143 on: July 13, 2010, 04:07:50 AM »
There's nothing funny about Cedric.

....Or Justin Bieber!

But otherwise, I'll give you that one. :P
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Re: Haids and B'rrr are STILL getting married....
« Reply #144 on: July 13, 2010, 04:16:30 AM »
Ahhh! I see you two are off with a great start already!

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Re: Haids and B'rrr are STILL getting married....
« Reply #145 on: July 13, 2010, 04:26:30 AM »
His skin is far too yellow, and he has a mark on the side of his face. Eh, I'm all set. Good try though, Rob. :P
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Re: Haids and B'rrr are STILL getting married....
« Reply #146 on: July 13, 2010, 04:30:42 AM »
Perhaps my avatar is actually the result of what happens when people get so sick of seeing suffers that they resort to violence.
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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Re: Haids and B'rrr are STILL getting married....
« Reply #147 on: July 13, 2010, 06:39:41 AM »
Bachelorette Number Two is literally out of this world! Coming to you from the exotic locales of Vohaul’s Asteroid, this girl truly believes the old adage that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. We’re sure that your first night out with her will be much different than you could have conceived of, a date to simply die for! At least that’s one way of avoiding trouble with the Sequel Police. Let’s hear it for Unnamed Alien!
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As I already knew this, I don't know why, but I lol'd. XD

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Re: Haids and B'rrr are STILL getting married....
« Reply #148 on: July 13, 2010, 03:36:52 PM »
Right, but that would involve me wanting to marry Cedric.

I think I'd rather shove a chainsaw through my ears than have to listen to THAT every day for the rest of my life. No thank you!
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Re: Haids and B'rrr are STILL getting married....
« Reply #149 on: July 13, 2010, 05:16:00 PM »
I think most men feel that way about their intended before tying the knot. :P
 
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Re: Haids and B'rrr are STILL getting married....
« Reply #150 on: July 13, 2010, 06:01:20 PM »
Yeah, but this is even before a first date so clearly bad news.

And I don't think Rob feels that way about Haids!!
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Re: Haids and B'rrr are STILL getting married....
« Reply #151 on: July 13, 2010, 06:07:04 PM »
That is only because I haven't actually heard her, ever!  :P

As for the chainsaw move and that men feel about their intended before tying the knot, I was always under the impression that men only got to the conclusion way too late, when all the damage has been done...  ::)
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Re: Haids and B'rrr are STILL getting married....
« Reply #152 on: July 14, 2010, 01:05:05 PM »
Don't worry, I sound nothing like Cedric.  :P

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Re: Haids and B'rrr are STILL getting married....
« Reply #153 on: July 14, 2010, 02:19:30 PM »
See? Cedric would have more I's than that. :P
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Re: Haids and B'rrr are STILL getting married....
« Reply #154 on: July 16, 2010, 12:52:44 PM »
Yeah!  And more ooooooooooooooooooos.
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Re: Haids and B'rrr are STILL getting married....
« Reply #155 on: July 16, 2010, 03:31:17 PM »
Haids, if you sound nothing like Cedric, how would you know what he spells his words like?? I demand answers!
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Re: Haids and B'rrr are STILL getting married....
« Reply #156 on: July 17, 2010, 05:51:26 AM »
The reason why she knows is because...(Dream sequence/future sequence now commences and we find ourselves at the wedding of Haid and B'rr)...

Vicar; "Does anybody know of any reason why these two should not be joined in Holy Matrimony?"

Cedric (aka Haids father  :o); " I Doooooooooooooooo (twit twoooo, hooooot) ooooooooo, Haiiiiids is a daughter of the Owl-kin and although this b'rr represents himself with an owl emotiooooooooooooon I have not had the chance to have a loooooooooong chat with him!"

Rob; "noooooooooooooo!"
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Re: Haids and B'rrr are STILL getting married....
« Reply #157 on: July 17, 2010, 10:28:19 AM »
If haids is related to Cedric then the wedding will be over pretty quick  ::) ::)
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Re: Haids and B'rrr are STILL getting married....
« Reply #158 on: July 17, 2010, 09:37:25 PM »
...if for no other reason than because the venue will be totally surrounded by an army of Cedric-haters who have him right where they want him.
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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Re: Haids and B'rrr are STILL getting married....
« Reply #159 on: July 17, 2010, 10:03:45 PM »
No, no!  :o I must step in and defend myself and my brood.  I am of Clan Dundas, a group of hardworking Scottish folk who are in no way related to annoying talking owls.  Our crest doesn't even have an owl on it, it has two lions!  And we have a castle in Scotland!  *Huff*Puff*

Okay. Done.  Please still marry me, Rob!
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