Hey now! Connor is a dork of incredible porportions, and as a high ranking member of the Defenders of All Things Against Connor, I won't have any Connor sandwiches at the wedding picnic!

Besides, Jill Sandwiches have more stylish hats.

Anyway, I'll just send this blood sample to the lab, and we'll see if Haids has type A, B, AB, or........
Owl.
(Dun dun dun...)