The Quester Below Me

[Rosella]

You remember that dessert with the chocolate pudding and the oreos and the hot fudge and the gummi worms? Yum.

TQBM has no idea what I'm talking about.

[B'rrr]

I know that it is one bad desert 

TQBM has kids named after fictional characters

[I_am_so_nifty]

Well, no kids at the moment, but if I were to have twins I would definitely consider naming them Alexander and Rosella. And I'd give Alex the nickname Gwydion.

TQBM thinks that naming kids after fictional characters us tacky and lame.

[Jafar]

Well, it depends. Alexander is a nice name. Sephiroth, on the other hand...

TQBM can hold their breath for ten minutes.

[wilco64256]

Well I tried but only made it to 3 before passing out so it's a good thing...

TQBM knows CPR.

[Haids1987]

True!   But don't any of you go unconscious near me, 'kay?  I'm coming up on needing to renew that sucker.

TQBM misses Yonkey, PK, and Suzie.

[crayauchtin]

True!

TQBM also misses Drunken Chinchilla!

[tessspoon]

Sadly, he left before I was here.

TQBM is also staying up way too late.

[B'rrr]

me staying up late? never!  It is morning already 

TQBM has 3 arms

[Haids1987]

Um, no.  Sorry to disappoint.  (Wasn't it Goro on Mortal Kombat that had three arms? )

TQBM wasn't allowed to play Mortal Kombat as a child.

[B'rrr]

I am not sure, there was no specific rule to it, but at my place we just didn't had any computer games with lots of violence in it. I played it a few times at a friend though, can't say I liked it much *shrugs*

TQBM secretly wishes to be a woman.

[I_am_so_nifty]

Well, maybe for only a day or so. Not any more than a month, if you get what I mean.

But I couldn't just be some random woman. I would have to switch lives with some girl I know. We would have argued just before it, and when we switched back we would have learned something valuable about each other's lives or something.

TQBM has had daydreams/dreams about such an occurrence (i.e., switching lives with someone).

[Haids1987]

Only heck yes!  I wish all the time that I was good at math.  Like, if I could be someone who is a lot like me ('cause I don't mind me so much) but was good at math, my life would be a whole lot easier.

TQBM likes to clean their guns and use illegal drugs.

[B'rrr]

don't have a gun and as far as drugs go I don't even drink coffee 

TQBM knows if my FOU! pet has made it to a stamp.

[tessspoon]

No idea, wasn't around then.

TQBM has been registered for at least five years.

[I_am_so_nifty]

Nope, just two and a half years or so. Two of which were inactive...

TQBM has had long periods time where they were inactive on the forum.

[crayauchtin]

True. But I was a different person before then.

TQBM knows what I mean.

[tessspoon]

Sorta.

TQBM still has a land phone.

[B'rrr]

yus, shouldn't I have one? 

TQBM believes in intelligent extraterrestrial lifeforms

[I_am_so_nifty]

Certainly, but they are probably few and far between.

TQBM knows of the theory that suggests life may exist on Jupiter's moon Europa.