The Official KQIX Asylum

[Swift]

*sneaks out of the asylum*

[racx_00]

LOL! Neil, I had no clue you were in the asylum!

He's been in the asylum for ages , although his asylum profile is just about to get bigger

*Warps the patients over to the second wing, along with Swift*

[copycat]

Since I can't officially quote anymore from the previous Asylum thread, I'll do manual quotes:

First, you need to fill out the 30-page application form... 

That looks familiar...

And then you have to wait for up to a month for the application to be verified.

Nah, only when I'm on holiday. I don't think Racx's procedure took that long, once it started anyway.

No, Raf, the waiter is NOT food. I see you need more treatment. Well, CC will come around sometime and personally welcome you back.

Welcome back Raf.

OMG!  In Raf's escape attempt, he opened the door where CC hid the service bells!!

Ah shoot!

* copycat instructs cat guards to take service bells back from Q and search him and his cell for any he might have hidden away

I'm pretty sure its Bobs fault 

I'll take moral responsability (?sp) for anything that goes on in this Asylum, because I'm the Manager, but that's as far as I'll go.

oh and pain is a mental thing so if you dont think its pain you wont feel a thing

Indeed, if you train hard enough you can dull the sense of pain in your brain to a great degree

*sneaks out of the asylum*

There is a no-sneaking policy here in the Asylum, especially for Asylum patients. And besides, you can sneak all you want, still won't get you past the security door. 

*Warps the patients over to the second wing, along with Swift*

Does this mean I should relocate the staff quarters to the new wing as well?

[Rosella]

I'd like to inform Jason of the status of two of the asylum patients. Caitlin has decided she is a magical demonic fairy princess of darkness, and I AM a magical angelic fairy princess. Now update the asylum descriptions! And don't leave out the monkeys.

[Jafar]

So, the second, meanieh Magical Angellic Fairy was lying to us?

[Raforever]

No, Raf, the waiter is NOT food. I see you need more treatment. Well, CC will come around sometime and personally welcome you back.

Welcome back Raf.

why do i have the feeling that this is a bad thing?

[Lollotte]

WOW! A beautiful new wing of the Asylum! And I see the patients are already making themselves at home! 

Okay, Rosella, you can be a Magical Angelic Fairy in your spiffy new room! And Raf, I'm glad to see you've been (generally) staying out of mischief. 

Neil--get down from the ceiling right now! You can't actually fly!

[Yonkey]

Neil--get down from the ceiling right now! You can't actually fly!

  WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Lollotte]

Okay, cats, bring him down here! *cats run up the walls and dislodge Yonkey from the ceiling* Perfect! *Locks Neil in padded room*

Call if you want warm milk or chai tea! 

[Questing Character]

The walls in this wing are softer, I think.  And the floor is kind of bouncy. >bounces<

WEEEEE!!!!!

[racx_00]

I'd like to inform Jason of the status of two of the asylum patients. Caitlin has decided she is a magical demonic fairy princess of darkness, and I AM a magical angelic fairy princess. Now update the asylum descriptions! And don't leave out the monkeys.

Ok I'll add that to our records

Does this mean I should relocate the staff quarters to the new wing as well?

Don't worry, I have already done that

[Jafar]

What are we going to do with the old wing? BBQ it?

[racx_00]

I've already removed it

[Jafar]

And you didn't share it with the rest of us?

[racx_00]

Well I kept these chocolate flavoured walls

You want them

[Jafar]

Don't mind if I do.
*Starts eating the walls*

[racx_00]

*Hits Jafar on the head*

Your supposed to lick them, not eat them

*Hands Jafar some real chocolate and runs away with the chocolate walls*

[Jafar]

Come back! The walls were TASTY!
*chases Jason*

[racx_00]

*Makes a run for the main controls room*

[Jafar]

"BARNEY! MY PEBBLES!"
You can't get away from me!