Author Topic: The Official KQIX Asylum (Read 622706 times)

copycat · « **Reply #60 on:** March 17, 2004, 03:09:25 PM »

Quote from: Jeysie on March 16, 2004, 05:07:30 AM

I said I was clinically depressed and had a demented sense of humor, but CC never gave me an official evaluation! Of course, CC can't be trusted to give me a non-biased evaluation, so uh...

Excuse me, but I never let my work interfere with my personal life.
Clinically depressed is no reason to be in a mental institution, you just need to see a psychiatrist for that, that can be accomplished in the normal world. A demented sense of humor is more dangerous, so I guess I'll have to admit you to the new KQ IX-asylum too.
BTW, racx_00, I am glad to take over the Manager position from you.

Okay, ORDER IN MY ASYLUM PLEASE![/size]
My cat team has not deserted me, as you have witnessed in the previous post, it is still around here. Say is obviously delusional because she thinks she's fugly, so I'm sorry Say, but I'm going to have to take your priviliges away, doctor's orders.

Quote from: MangoMercury on March 17, 2004, 11:09:09 AM

I'm going to go outside in the fresh air because I'm sane

Ofcourse you can go outside in the fresh air for a bit of time. Since our Asylum just got bigger, we now also have a garden on the inside of our Asylum.

Next visit will be in two days.
The doctor has left the compound.

Mary Jane · « **Reply #61 on:** March 17, 2004, 03:33:37 PM »

Thanks, Mango I needed these. *coughlieCough* aww they didn't work. Sorry.

Mary Jane · « **Reply #62 on:** March 17, 2004, 03:34:58 PM »

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Gary Coleman
What you talkin bout Willis
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Say · « **Reply #63 on:** March 17, 2004, 05:04:04 PM »

yay bob is here

you're all screwed cuz ya must cuz the doctor is in tha house

MangoMercury · « **Reply #64 on:** March 18, 2004, 01:58:26 AM »

I want a METAL spoon, CC. Not a plastic spoon. They splinter and cut my mouth

Jeysie · « **Reply #65 on:** March 18, 2004, 02:15:24 AM »

Quote from: copycat on March 17, 2004, 03:09:25 PM

Clinically depressed is no reason to be in a mental institution, you just need to see a psychiatrist for that, that can be accomplished in the normal world. A demented sense of humor is more dangerous, so I guess I'll have to admit you to the new KQ IX-asylum too.

Drat. I like having a demented sense of humor (plus I've had one my whole life), so I suspect I'll be in here for a while.

* Jeysie sits and concocts website code on a random laptop to pass the time.

Peace & Luv, Liz

racx_00 · « **Reply #66 on:** March 18, 2004, 05:05:41 AM »

Quote from: Say on March 17, 2004, 05:04:04 PM

yay bob is here

you're all screwed cuz ya must cuz the doctor is in tha house

Say you cant say much cos u belong in AA1, you mentally insane person you

And you cant let everyone out of the asylum cos ur locked in one of the rooms with B'rrr, and i cut off the power so the doors are jammed closed

B'rrr · « **Reply #67 on:** March 18, 2004, 05:09:47 AM »

....I guess CC will fix that anytime, ...besides, he knows I'm sane, so he'll probably let me out, though I might come back (as a visitor) to visit Say from time to time ; )

racx_00 · « **Reply #68 on:** March 18, 2004, 05:21:01 AM »

Yes, you may go but Say is very insane and she must stay $:-\$

Say · « **Reply #69 on:** March 18, 2004, 05:55:36 AM »

well that makes me feel freaking better im not wanted outside neither inside

B'rrr · « **Reply #70 on:** March 18, 2004, 05:58:35 AM »

well actually you are wanted inside, cuz you'll have to stay here unfortunate ; ( ...but I rather take you outside with me ...perhaps in the future ; )

MangoMercury · « **Reply #71 on:** March 18, 2004, 09:06:39 AM »

Anyone wanna free the mango, hello?

FataliOmega · « **Reply #72 on:** March 18, 2004, 09:15:08 AM »

OK, heres the plan. Ill give one of you a metal spoon that you can make into a digging tool so you can begin to chip away the worn stone surrounding the ventilation shaft. One of you needs to make paper mache head replicas for everyone whos trying to escape so you can fool the guards into thinking your all asleep. Another one of you needs to make life vests from whatever materials you can find so you can float out into the open sea when you escape through the ventilation duct. Hows that sound? Dont worry, its a fool proof plan, so even you guys can do it.

etgadsby · « **Reply #73 on:** March 18, 2004, 10:55:00 AM »

Excuse me? Even us? Weâ€™re highly trained lunatics. This kind of professionalism costs serious money!

mfortunato · « **Reply #74 on:** March 18, 2004, 01:29:04 PM »

Quote from: FataliOmega on March 18, 2004, 09:15:08 AM

OK, heres the plan. Ill give one of you a metal spoon that you can make into a digging tool so you can begin to chip away the worn stone surrounding the ventilation shaft. One of you needs to make paper mache head replicas for everyone whos trying to escape so you can fool the guards into thinking your all asleep. Another one of you needs to make life vests from whatever materials you can find so you can float out into the open sea when you escape through the ventilation duct. Hows that sound? Dont worry, its a fool proof plan, so even you guys can do it.

Someone saw the MythBusters escape from Alcatraz episode, didn't they?

I can handle making the heads (I've done it before for shows - just ask Katie, she's seen the head I made of Amy). I'll need help with the life jacket boat, however. And we can only fit 3 people in one boat, otherwise it will be too heavy.

So I'll need help making more than one boat. I'm in for the plan. I'm done with this asylum/prison. I didn't sign up for this. I still don't even know how I got here.

MangoMercury · « **Reply #75 on:** March 18, 2004, 03:22:45 PM »

Can I request earplugs, please?

B'rrr · « **Reply #76 on:** March 18, 2004, 03:36:11 PM »

I could sell you some (multi-)functional tighters. they are made for noses but might be suited for ears too...

FataliOmega · « **Reply #77 on:** March 18, 2004, 11:21:46 PM »

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Someone saw the MythBusters escape from Alcatraz episode, didn't they?

Well, actually, yeah.... just last saturday night...

MangoMercury · « **Reply #78 on:** March 19, 2004, 01:36:49 AM »

Money? Oh no, don't have any of that. CC thinks I'll lodge it into the wall.

B'rrr · « **Reply #79 on:** March 19, 2004, 01:43:09 AM »

...well perhaps a trade? ...some tighters for a mango?

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