The Official KQIX Asylum

[tessspoon]

*gets some for PK too*

[Delling]

Can I have double dark chocolate ice cream mixed with coffee ice cream? *has given up on including nuts*

[tessspoon]

Sure

*brings some from the kitchen and hands it to Delling*

Though I won't be having any of that, I don't like coffee at all.

[copycat]

CC is just being a partypooper!

CC is being a sensible Manager.

Indeed.

No comment.

I don't make the rules, CC does, I just follow them. And he says sweets once a month.

I do? I do! And the 'sweets once a month' was a compromise reached between the patients and the staff, so there's no changing that.

Do we get a monthly candy machine?

I'll be replaced by a machine?

No.
a) I'm in charge of hiring/firing personnel.
b) I'm not in the habit of firing people, unless they no longer perform what they were hired for and don't offer a plausible explanation.
For example: I could fire Rosella now...

The next floor is comming soon.

Hopes it will have escape hatches.

* copycat assures Gilgamesh there won't be escape hatches.

* copycat has already got a surprise for the next floor

If there aren't any, I'm sure we can arrange to have some installed!

I'm sure there are no ways in which patients can interfere in construction requirements.

Don't worry, I'm sure CC won't deprive us of those again.

* CC has no recollection of any previous requests for escape hatches

Why not a new building... with only a fifth floor!? Four stories of nothing at all... then a building standing on the stilts and frame of those four stories! *loves this idea*

Are you sure that's stable and all? Besides that, (building) space is scarce in the district the Asylum is located in.

Of course we shall. If Bob ever comes back...I think we scared him away... Let's break out!

Read on...

The Asylum Manager is IN (well, sort of)

* medical personnel enters the Asylum carrying CC on a stretcher, looking completely puzzled but actually having just awaken from a coma

(?gr]
It is hoped these surroundings will help CC with his recovery, even though it is extremely unlikely due to previous attempts with familiar objects.
The Asylum Manager is OUT (of his mind..., but not in the way you might think).

[Delling]

Why not a new building... with only a fifth floor!? Four stories of nothing at all... then a building standing on the stilts and frame of those four stories! *loves this idea*

Are you sure that's stable and all? Besides that, (building) space is scarce in the district the Asylum is located in.

It could be made stable.

Do we get a monthly candy machine?

I'll be replaced by a machine?

No.
a) I'm in charge of hiring/firing personnel.
b) I'm not in the habit of firing people, unless they no longer perform what they were hired for and don't offer a plausible explanation.
For example: I could fire Rosella now...

Oh, no, Rosella!

[Gilgamesh]

The manager's back!!
Let's give a BIG WB-party. 

*still hopes for escape hatches which bring you quickly in your room*

[copycat]

If you read the post properly, you have read whilst the Manager is back in body, he's not actually back in mind. So he wouldn't be able to benefit from any party.

***DISCLAIMER***
The current storyline is entirely fictitious. Any resemblance to actual events is purely coincidental.
***END OF DISCLAIMER***

***NOTICE***
The previous post and this one are not made by the Manager himself, as he is in no condition to do anything of the sort, but by the Manager's personal assistant, hired when the things that led to the Manager's current predicament first began. Rest assured he has been briefed about everything, and will be 'Acting Manager' with full privileges until CC has fully recovered from his current ordeal.
***END OF NOTICE***

Oh, one thing I forgot to mention in the previous post. Whilst I'm not one to point fingers, I'd like to add: 'Mango, this is all your fault!'

***MEDICAL UPDATE***
When shown Racx' bat, CC responded by saying 'Wabbajack?'. Whether this is a good sign or not remains under consideration.
***END OF MEDICAL UPDATE***

[Delling]

I think I missed something... what happened to CC? Get well, CC. ...Racx, don't hit him with wabbajack!... You'll just unleash a Xivilai on the forum... *shudders*

[Deloria]

I think we need a tower in motion for the next floor.

[Nebel]

Like this??

[MangoMercury]

Oh, one thing I forgot to mention in the previous post. Whilst I'm not one to point fingers, I'd like to add: 'Mango, this is all your fault!'

Hey, wait wait WAIT A MINUTE...  How is this MY fault, exactly??!  Not fair, dude...  Not fair!

[Deloria]

Like this??

Exactly!

[Yonkey]

Cool!  

[Deloria]

I believe it's a lot like the Astra house, in that the floors can move themselves (they can move right and left instead of up and down for obvious reasons), but are attached to a core to enable travel between them.

[Nebel]

The floors in the buildings I posted can rotate, so the view changes. They're going to build one in Dubai, and it's planned to be finished in 2010. It's called the Da Vinci Tower. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Da_Vinci_Tower
Fairly awesome project.
Maybe we should steal one floor for the asylum!

[Yonkey]

Definitely!  So should the next thread be called "The TSL Asylum's Rotating 5th Floor", or something more general like "The TSL Asylum's Moving 5th Floor"?

[Gilgamesh]

What's the special for today tessspoon?

[tessspoon]

This month we have smoothies, cheesecakes, and tarts

[Deloria]

I want cheesecake!

[icarus]

could I get a bossche bol?