The escape special is a pie whit a picture of an escaping patient on it.
Nothing more. 
except for the nailvile inside it.
And the dynamite candles. 
Or something lik that. 
Probably something like that, but not an actual nail file or dynamite candles, as such would be detected by the Asylum's scanners and be confiscated immediately upon entering the Asylum compound.
*stomps around singing the "I'm a doctor, here's my degree!" song, while holding up his socks*
*looks at socks* Nope, that won't do.
Files a complaint for not having had any candy this month.
It must have been a complot against us.
A complaint on the Asylum Manager's birthday? You shouldn't expect that to to be handled immediately. Especially since the Asylum Manager's personal assistant had a rather hard fall with his bike that day. He was taken to the Medical Ward of the Asylum where it was discovered he had a broken shoulder and was given immediate leave of duty for eight weeks. After that several more weeks were needed to recover fully, so that is why you did not receive a reply until now.
COMPLAINT NOTED and (upon review)
INVALIDGreetings from Farquhar! Tis been ages since my last visit to this wacky place!
Does my fellow waiter tessspoon need assistance? Can I interest anyone in some fruit or dessert. The snozberries taste like snozberries! 
Welcome back Farquhar! Do you plan on staying a while?
CC having a 'medical emergency' (aka - busy with rl and beta testing) is probably part of that 
All rl, and nothing to do with beta testing I'm afraid. See explanation(s) above.
I'm CC's personal assistant BTW, nice to meet you.
No worries, guests are certainly allowed to ask for sweets whenever they want, that's what I'm here for.
*CC's personal assistant steps in* Actually, that's not quite what you're here for Tess. Whilst it is not expressly forbidden by the Asylum rules to give candy to guests, given the fact they can get candy in the outside world wherever they like they should not rely on your services to get them any.
Asking for fruit? That's a good sign; I'll have to mention it in my report. 
Please relay this information to the Medical Staff and they will put in in their report. You are not authorized to note that information in any report. Thank you for you understanding.
I want applesauce....that tastes like a ferret!
Umm... I don't think the kitchen has that.
*quietly adds that request to her report as well while mumbling something along the lines of 'not a good sign...'*
You're right, the kitchen has nothing tasting like that, but that's to be expected from someone who's insane so you needn't relay that to the Medical Staff either.
go check all the spinach, sometimes a death toad is packed whit the food.
Nope, all the food that's brought in has been inspected for foreign 'ingredients' and found according to the order. Since we don't order dead toads in our spinach none are included.
Je pense que les internés sont si fous, qu'ils ont transformé aux francophones affamés!
Oui, totalement! *notez-ce dans les reports* *has no idea if that's grammatically sound*
The waiter is in New Zealand for a month! I'll serve! *hands out rotting apples covered in soap*
*guardcats confiscate this concoction immediately*
Eww Yucky!I hope CC doesn't mind, but I wasn't here to give out sweets for the holidays. 
You're in a team now with Tess.If both Tess and you are absent during a month, that's a problem. If one of you is there to handle the candy business, that's okay.
I want cake, pie and more sweet things only today.
I believe you only had this month's allowance with that caramel covered apple.
Only four of these threads? I expected more by now.
Strangely enough... *agrees*
This post courtesy of CC's personal assistant
