The Official KQIX Asylum

[racx_00]

Insane till proven otherwise

[Rosedragon]

This may seem like a drastic and gory approach, but why don't you just cut off your left hand?

[Farquhar]

This may seem like a drastic and gory approach, but why don't you just cut off your left hand?

If she does that, there's always the possibility that the hand will still move about and attack her, maybe even attack other people. You never know, the hand itself could be possessed....

[Jafar]

I continue to live through this arm!

[Deloria]

Good, Thank you. My left hand is posessed. I am not insane. I am not a schizzo. I am not in denial. I happen to extremely sane and don't know why those people in the white coats don't just let me go, or at least get an exorcist. My right hand is perfectly sane and my left foot is also perfectly sane. It's those other two limbs everynoe has to watch out for. My right foot is also possessed, it's just biding it's time until someone comes close enough, like that nurse in a few minutes, and then it's going to attack. With what I don't know.
*Nurse comess into room* HELP! HELP! MY RIGHT FOOT! IT'S KILLING THE NURSE WIT HA COPY OF THE LAFFER UTILITIES AND LSL7! HELP! HELP! HELP! I know I  have a very active imagination.   

[racx_00]

So you are imagining that your left hand and right foot are possessed?

[Deloria]

They are possessed. The only thing I was imagining was that they were threatening the nurse with Larry Laffer games. I am not a schizzo. I am not in denial. I am not going to cut off any limbs, as they would still threaten and possibly kill people, and anyway if I did, I would only have one foot left and no hands since my left hand inadvertedly murdered my right hand.

[racx_00]

Ok then, how do we rid your hand and leg of this possession, because if we find a way then I might be able to stop them

[Deloria]

I need an exorcist. Only a true exorcist or someone who really annoys me will be able to rid the forum of my dangerous limbs.

[Lollotte]

*Assumes bussinesslike manner* That may be so, but if your limbs are attacking me now, we need to find a short term solution. *Injects Deloria with strong sedative* I'm sorry, I hate injecting people wqith stuff like this, but we need you to be safely unconcious while we figure out this problem. What do you think about this, CC?

For the rest of you patients, warm milk with silly straws all around! 

[Deloria]

*still awake*
Me too? Before I fall asleep I always need something like coffee or high-caffeine tea, but I suppose warm milk will have to do it. GET ME AN EXORCIST! MY HAND IS IMMUNE TO THE SEDATIVE. IT IS NOW ATTACKING LOLLOTTE SO IT CAN GET TO THE MILK!

[racx_00]

Coffee good
Give me coffee or I'll hurt you, happily

[Lollotte]

No! They are taking over your mind again! Resist!

[racx_00]

  Give me coffee
Or I'll continue to control him

[Lollotte]

Caffeine is the LAST thing you need! Pretend the warm milk is coffee. Be creative, here! 

[Deloria]

No creativity. Now may I please have some coffee? I can't pretend. I want an Ice-coffee-caramel-mocciato with fudge sauce calorie-free please. *Gives Lollotte order*

[racx_00]

I would like a Farmer's Union Iced Coffee

Or we will keep controlling him

[Lollotte]

You are aggravating me. And you know how evil I can get when aggravated enough... DRINK THE WARM MILK. I AM NOT A WAITRESS.

[Jafar]

Ack! Yes Ma'am!
Wait...I didn't get any...

[Deloria]

Alright then, before I go to sleep, could I please have WARM MILK frothed, with a sprinkle of cinammon adnv that chocolate stuff that one usually pours over cappucinno's and I want that onm top of regular decaffinated coffee. If I can't have that I would just like plain warm milk, witha crazy straw, and possibly frothed.