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Started by racx_00, February 11, 2004, 06:01:31 AM

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racx_00

Quote from: Lollotte on September 05, 2005, 07:41:11 PM
You are aggravating me. And you know how evil I can get when aggravated enough... :evil: DRINK THE WARM MILK. I AM NOT A WAITRESS.
*Adds own coffee to the warm milk*

:) We will continue to control him then :)
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Deloria

Quote from: Lollotte on September 05, 2005, 07:41:11 PM
You are aggravating me. And you know how evil I can get when aggravated enough... :evil: DRINK THE WARM MILK. I AM NOT A WAITRESS.
You're crazy. Everyone knows that you ARE a waitress.
 
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Farquhar

Seeing as Lollotte is quite busy already, being the psychiatric nurse and all, maybe I could help out at the asylum as a waiter?

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I <3 The Silver Lining!

Deloria

sounds great. I would like an iced-caramel-mocciata, with two scones.
 
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copycat

Quote from: Deloria on September 03, 2005, 01:58:35 PMWhat are you suggesting? I am perfectly sane and don't know why people don't just arrest myleft hand and let me go. I never hurt myself IT WAS MY LEFT HAND AND IT'S AIMING FOR MY GUT WITH A PAIR OF TOENAIL CLIPPER'S AARRG! HELP ME! GET ME OUT OF THE SAME JACKET AS MY LEFT HAND IS! NOW IT'S AIMING FOR THE NURSE TRYING STAB HER WITH A CORKSCREW FROM THE WINE THAT THAT DRUNK SNUK IN HERE, HELP! HELP! HELP!
Since the left hand is currently held in place by the structures added to the straight jacket this is clearly a delusional thought. 8)

Quote from: Lollotte on September 04, 2005, 10:09:17 PM*Injects Deloria with strong sedative* I'm sorry, I hate injecting people wqith stuff like this, but we need you to be safely unconcious while we figure out this problem. What do you think about this, CC?
Indeed, all these delusions most put an immense strain on her brain. :scholar:

Quote from: Deloria on September 05, 2005, 12:29:46 PM*Gives Lollotte order*
A patient, giving a nurse an order? I don't think so! 8)

Quote from: Farquhar on September 06, 2005, 11:40:00 AMSeeing as Lollotte is quite busy already, being the psychiatric nurse and all, maybe I could help out at the asylum as a waiter?
The more the merrier. Watch out when you're carrying around milk though, there's some cats around that really like that too. *shows Farquhar the food supply room* Be warned though, if my concealed security camera spots you taking out anothing you shouldn't, you will be fired in an instant. *gives Farquhar the food supply room key card*
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Deloria

Sorry, My left hand broke out of the strait jacket.
 
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Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
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Farquhar

*Takes the supply room keycard from CC, and pockets it safely away.*

Quote from: Deloria on September 06, 2005, 12:33:15 PM
sounds great. I would like an iced-caramel-mocciata, with two scones.
Right away. *Gets Deloria's order for her.* You know, I hear scones are really good for possessed limbs.

Quote from: racx_00 on September 05, 2005, 06:48:09 PM
I would like a Farmer's Union Iced Coffee :D

:) Or we will keep controlling him :)

*Gets Racx's coffee.* Now stop controlling him!

Official waiter of the TSL Asylum ©

Loyal Knight and Viscount serving under Queene Deloria

Husband of THUNDRkitty

I <3 The Silver Lining!

Lollotte

Quote from: Deloria on September 06, 2005, 09:31:32 AM
Quote from: Lollotte on September 05, 2005, 07:41:11 PM
You are aggravating me. And you know how evil I can get when aggravated enough... :evil: DRINK THE WARM MILK. I AM NOT A WAITRESS.
You're crazy. Everyone knows that you ARE a waitress.

*slowly turns and stares Deloria down* Excuse me? I see you've never experienced my evil side before. I am practising EXTREME restraint right now. ONE MORE TIME, Deloria, and I will unleash Her on you. Just ask racx what it was like to be hung from the summit of Mount Etna by his ankle.

Quote from: racx_00 on September 06, 2005, 08:49:31 AM
Quote from: Lollotte on September 05, 2005, 07:41:11 PM
*Adds own coffee to the warm milk*

:) We will continue to control him then :)

Racx, tell them they will feel my wrath too if they don't let you go.

Oh, and thanks, Farquar, for alleviating some of my stress. I will occasionally hold meetings with you to discuss the menu. However, I get creative licsense with my warm milk!  :P

Warm milk, anyone?
My namesake is the one you'll love to hate
Maybe it's because she's different--not the same
And such an identity satisfies my artistic brain...
I love King's Quest!
It's insane!


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Jafar

Can I have chocolate milk, please? :D
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And who knows what else?

Lollotte

Of course, Jafar--but not Nesquik. I'll just add some Belgian chocolate to this warm milk and sprinkle cinammon on top. How's that?  :)
My namesake is the one you'll love to hate
Maybe it's because she's different--not the same
And such an identity satisfies my artistic brain...
I love King's Quest!
It's insane!


PROTECTOR OF ALL THINGS TSL. My love runs deep.

The Official TSL Asylum Psychiatric Nurse

Official Jarada Enchantress

<3 Raforever's #1 Fangirl! *screams* :P <3

Jafar

Well, *Thought bubble materializes, showing me whining about Nesquik and unleashing Lolotte's WRATH!!!*
I think it sounds delicious! (Next time... :P )
The Unofficial The Silver Lining Official Sarcasm Cleaner Upper's Assistant

Defender of All Things Against Connor

Jarada Knight: The Honourable Marshmallow

Official Useless Information Finder

And who knows what else?

Lollotte

*Puts hand on hip and gazes sternly at Jafar* You are not only insane but naive. *laughs good naturedly* It makes for quite an interesting combonation.  :P
My namesake is the one you'll love to hate
Maybe it's because she's different--not the same
And such an identity satisfies my artistic brain...
I love King's Quest!
It's insane!


PROTECTOR OF ALL THINGS TSL. My love runs deep.

The Official TSL Asylum Psychiatric Nurse

Official Jarada Enchantress

<3 Raforever's #1 Fangirl! *screams* :P <3

Jafar

Wait, you didn't see that thought bubble, did you? :sweating:
The Unofficial The Silver Lining Official Sarcasm Cleaner Upper's Assistant

Defender of All Things Against Connor

Jarada Knight: The Honourable Marshmallow

Official Useless Information Finder

And who knows what else?

Lollotte

No, I saw it all right. *taps head and smiles* I'll draw on that when I need it.  ;D
My namesake is the one you'll love to hate
Maybe it's because she's different--not the same
And such an identity satisfies my artistic brain...
I love King's Quest!
It's insane!


PROTECTOR OF ALL THINGS TSL. My love runs deep.

The Official TSL Asylum Psychiatric Nurse

Official Jarada Enchantress

<3 Raforever's #1 Fangirl! *screams* :P <3

Farquhar

Quote from: Lollotte on September 06, 2005, 09:08:05 PM
Oh, and thanks, Farquar, for alleviating some of my stress. I will occasionally hold meetings with you to discuss the menu. However, I get creative licsense with my warm milk!  :P

No problem. ;D

Can I get you anything?

Official waiter of the TSL Asylum ©

Loyal Knight and Viscount serving under Queene Deloria

Husband of THUNDRkitty

I <3 The Silver Lining!

Lollotte

 Not at the moment, but thank you anyways!  ;D I must talk to CC soon.
My namesake is the one you'll love to hate
Maybe it's because she's different--not the same
And such an identity satisfies my artistic brain...
I love King's Quest!
It's insane!


PROTECTOR OF ALL THINGS TSL. My love runs deep.

The Official TSL Asylum Psychiatric Nurse

Official Jarada Enchantress

<3 Raforever's #1 Fangirl! *screams* :P <3

Deloria

For the sake of logic, where is mt. Etna? And if you weren't crazy, what would you be doing in the asylum? *Thanks Farquhar for scones and coffee* Actually, that's how my limbs got possessed, they were jeaulous of the fact that they couldn't eat the scones and I could, so my left hand punished my right hand which was feeding me, by slicing it off as I wrote on the previous page.
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Farquhar

Quote from: Deloria on September 07, 2005, 06:50:00 AM
Actually, that's how my limbs got possessed, they were jeaulous of the fact that they couldn't eat the scones and I could, so my left hand punished my right hand which was feeding me, by slicing it off as I wrote on the previous page.

But doesn't that mean your left hand will try to eliminate itself next?

Official waiter of the TSL Asylum ©

Loyal Knight and Viscount serving under Queene Deloria

Husband of THUNDRkitty

I <3 The Silver Lining!

Lollotte

Quote from: Deloria on September 07, 2005, 06:50:00 AM
For the sake of logic, where is mt. Etna? And if you weren't crazy, what would you be doing in the asylum?

1. Mount Etna is the active volcano overlooking the Italian city of Naples.

2. I work here to ensure that all you KQIX crazies recover from your various mental conditions; CC is Head Honcho for the same reason. We are doing all we can to help you and others get well. Just wanted you to know that.
My namesake is the one you'll love to hate
Maybe it's because she's different--not the same
And such an identity satisfies my artistic brain...
I love King's Quest!
It's insane!


PROTECTOR OF ALL THINGS TSL. My love runs deep.

The Official TSL Asylum Psychiatric Nurse

Official Jarada Enchantress

<3 Raforever's #1 Fangirl! *screams* :P <3

racx_00

I told the happiness that you will hurt them badly, and I told them what happened to me, but they were all happy and just smiled :-\
Knight of Jarada - Master Mind 8)
Assistant Manager of the TSL Asylum XD