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Re: The TSL Asylum's Missing 4th Floor
« Reply #7860 on: December 17, 2008, 07:22:42 AM »
Vous ne parlez pas Français? Je voudrais une croque monsieur! Et aussi beaucoup de crêpes caramel (salidou (caramel au beurre salée) :smitten:) avec de la banane! Mmmm  :sweetheart:
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Missing 4th Floor
« Reply #7861 on: January 06, 2009, 06:15:59 AM »
Time to enter the kitchen again Tess.

I want to know this month's menu. :P
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Missing 4th Floor
« Reply #7862 on: January 06, 2009, 10:31:16 AM »
The waiter is in New Zealand for a month! I'll serve! *hands out rotting apples covered in soap*
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Missing 4th Floor
« Reply #7863 on: January 06, 2009, 04:13:03 PM »
Eww Yucky! XD

These would be much better I think....

*hands out fresh apples covered in caramel* :P

I hope CC doesn't mind, but I wasn't here to give out sweets for the holidays.  ;)
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Missing 4th Floor
« Reply #7864 on: January 07, 2009, 02:33:46 AM »
*takes the fresh apples covered in caramel in his other hand*

Which one shall I take?

*gives farquhar the one he got from PKC*
Not that I dont like the rotten apple, but it's not like rotten tomato and stick in the mud put together.  XD
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Missing 4th Floor
« Reply #7865 on: January 15, 2009, 04:10:46 PM »
maybe tsl became less insane due too the asylum?
I find that hard to believe! :o *faints*
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Missing 4th Floor
« Reply #7866 on: January 18, 2009, 02:41:02 AM »
I want cake, pie and more sweet things only today. ;)
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Missing 4th Floor
« Reply #7867 on: January 18, 2009, 04:01:34 PM »
The escape special is a pie whit a picture of an escaping patient on it.

Nothing more.  ::)
except for the nailvile inside it.
And the dynamite candles.  :o

Or something lik that. :P
Probably something like that, but not an actual nail file or dynamite candles, as such would be detected by the Asylum's scanners and be confiscated immediately upon entering the Asylum compound.

*stomps around singing the "I'm a doctor, here's my degree!" song, while holding up his socks*
*looks at socks* Nope, that won't do.

Files a complaint for not having had any candy this month.

It must have been a complot against us.
A complaint on the Asylum Manager's birthday? You shouldn't expect that to to be handled immediately. Especially since the Asylum Manager's personal assistant had a rather hard fall with his bike that day. He was taken to the Medical Ward of the Asylum where it was discovered he had a broken shoulder and was given immediate leave of duty for eight weeks. After that several more weeks were needed to recover fully, so that is why you did not receive a reply until now.
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Greetings from Farquhar! Tis been ages since my last visit to this wacky place!

Does my fellow waiter tessspoon need assistance? Can I interest anyone in some fruit or dessert. The snozberries taste like snozberries! XD
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CC having a 'medical emergency' (aka - busy with rl and beta testing) is probably part of that :-\
All rl, and nothing to do with beta testing I'm afraid. See explanation(s) above. :-\ I'm CC's personal assistant BTW, nice to meet you.

No worries, guests are certainly allowed to ask for sweets whenever they want, that's what I'm here for.
*CC's personal assistant steps in* Actually, that's not quite what you're here for Tess. Whilst it is not expressly forbidden by the Asylum rules to give candy to guests, given the fact they can get candy in the outside world wherever they like they should not rely on your services to get them any.

Asking for fruit? That's a good sign; I'll have to mention it in my report. :D
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I want applesauce....that tastes like a ferret!
Umm... I don't think the kitchen has that.
*quietly adds that request to her report as well while mumbling something along the lines of 'not a good sign...'*
You're right, the kitchen has nothing tasting like that, but that's to be expected from someone who's insane so you needn't relay that to the Medical Staff either.

go check all the spinach, sometimes a death toad is packed whit the food. :P
:o Nope, all the food that's brought in has been inspected for foreign 'ingredients' and found according to the order. Since we don't order dead toads in our spinach none are included.

Je pense que les internés sont si fous, qu'ils ont transformé aux francophones affamés! XD
Oui, totalement!  *notez-ce dans les reports* *has no idea if that's grammatically sound*

The waiter is in New Zealand for a month! I'll serve! *hands out rotting apples covered in soap*
*guardcats confiscate this concoction immediately*

Eww Yucky!I hope CC doesn't mind, but I wasn't here to give out sweets for the holidays.  ;)
You're in a team now with Tess.If both Tess and you are absent during a month, that's a problem. If one of you is there to handle the candy business, that's okay.

I want cake, pie and more sweet things only today. ;)
I believe you only had this month's allowance with that caramel covered apple.

Only four of these threads? I expected more by now.
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Missing 4th Floor
« Reply #7868 on: January 19, 2009, 02:42:37 PM »
I hope you are feeling better CC. :o  :yes:
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Missing 4th Floor
« Reply #7869 on: January 19, 2009, 07:13:47 PM »
Hey! Welcome back, CC - er, I mean CC's personal assistant! Please tell CC that I hope he is recovering well.

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Re: The TSL Asylum's Missing 4th Floor
« Reply #7870 on: January 21, 2009, 07:58:56 AM »
I hope you feel better soon. :)
 
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Missing 4th Floor
« Reply #7871 on: February 09, 2009, 04:26:42 PM »
That is probably the longest post I've never read.   :drunk:
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Missing 4th Floor
« Reply #7872 on: February 12, 2009, 04:34:16 PM »
I hope you are feeling better CC. :o  :yes:
CC has had to step down as beta tester, due to his current lack of activity as such, because of his psychological situation, as explained in an earlier post. The physical injury of myself was (almost) completely 'repaired' the day I wrote the previous post. I was rather unable to post such long posts during my 'revalidation'.

Hey! Welcome back, CC - er, I mean CC's personal assistant! Please tell CC that I hope he is recovering well.
Unfortunately, there is little progress in CC's psychological condition. :-\
I have conveyed your message to him though and he seemed pleased with it, even though it is not wise to 'read' his facial expressions in his current condition because they could (have) be(en) triggered by something completely else.

That is probably the longest post I've never read.   :drunk:
It is the style of CC himself, I have continued, to not startle the patients too much. Whether or not you read it has no consequence to your treatment. :scholar:

I hope you feel better soon. :)
That would have been much appreciated, had he been in better psychological condition, since I have found in his correspondence he likes you(r messages) very much.
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Missing 4th Floor
« Reply #7873 on: February 12, 2009, 06:42:28 PM »
It's too bad CC is never on, just his assistant.
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Missing 4th Floor
« Reply #7874 on: February 12, 2009, 08:01:40 PM »
I've gotten better.  Can I not be released?
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Missing 4th Floor
« Reply #7875 on: February 12, 2009, 11:03:33 PM »
I've gotten better.  Can I not be released?
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Missing 4th Floor
« Reply #7876 on: February 13, 2009, 10:56:41 AM »
nah, he was hiding from me so his plan to conquer the world would be save, but I have found it already and I'll tell everyone it.

The secret to conquer the world it:
chocolate cake. :P
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Missing 4th Floor
« Reply #7877 on: February 13, 2009, 11:12:37 AM »
But the cake's a lie.

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Re: The TSL Asylum's Missing 4th Floor
« Reply #7878 on: February 20, 2009, 02:24:50 PM »
The cake is not a lie!  I've seen it!  It's forever changed me...
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Re: The TSL Asylum's Missing 4th Floor
« Reply #7879 on: February 21, 2009, 03:20:03 AM »
It's a cruel lie! It was all an illusion. :(
 
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