TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back

[Haids1987]

Be nice to that cactus! She's had a rough day, what with the move and suddenly being claimed as Nifty's daughter!

And her NAME, you wretch, is Gladys.

[I_am_so_nifty]

Be nice to that cactus! She's had a rough day, what with the move and suddenly being claimed as Nifty's daughter!

And her NAME, you wretch, is Gladys.

Are you suggesting that her being my daughter is a problem?

*clutches cactus*

She's mine and I'm never letting her go!

*looks at cactus*

Oh, what's that Gladys? You want to go play with the patients? Okay, but don't be long.

[Deloria]

Its name is clearly Beavis, not Gladys.

[Haids1987]

She TOLD me that her name is Gladys.  Besides, don't you think her father would remember if her name WASN'T Gladys?

Oh, a bowl of rice!  *Runs off*

[I_am_so_nifty]

Beavis might be one of her weird nicknames. Of course, so is Gladys, I think. You'll never know her true name.

[Haids1987]

*Comes back with rice bowl in hand*

Well fine!  But...wait...is it possible that Gladys is...TWINS?!

If that's the case, we were all wrong.  Her names are Alexander and Rosella!  *Lifts rice bowl to cactus* Welcome, Alex and Rosie!  Here's to you!

[I_am_so_nifty]

It must be that she was accidentally teleported here from some alternate universe where Manannan kidnapped both Alexander and Rosella and then gave them a cactus cookie. Somehow, they have merged into one cactus.

So I'm the twins' cactus form's foster father.

[crayauchtin]

So you're....

Manannan???

(Do doo be-do-do!)

Manannan!

(Do do-do do!)

Manannan!

(Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!)

[Delling]

Its name is clearly Beavis, not Gladys.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Grab it and run! Bella will be here shortly... and Edward will be in tow... hey, maybe he'll actually do Kill Bella Vol.1&2 this time...

...in which case... *makes popcorn*

[Deloria]

Its name is clearly Beavis, not Gladys.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Grab it and run! Bella will be here shortly... and Edward will be in tow... hey, maybe he'll actually do Kill Bella Vol.1&2 this time...

...in which case... *makes popcorn*

*steals some of Delling's popcorn*

[Haids1987]

For someone who hates Twilight so much, you certainly bring it up a lot, Delling. 

Perhaps you're a...*gasp*...closet fan? 

[B'rrr]

I get weird associations with closet fan... 

[Rosella]

I'm not sure what you mean, but when you say you get weird associations with the term "closet fan," I start thinking about The Closet in Chamber, and people who are fans of it, I guess.

[Jafar]

I miss Chamber.


You know, Episode 2 has a nice, even number...it's as good a time as any to open it...

[Rosella]

Considering all of the activity around the forums lately, I feel like a chatroom wouldn't be empty.

[crayauchtin]

I miss Chamber.

I bet Cat does too. 'Specially the closet part.

[Delling]

For someone who hates Twilight so much, you certainly bring it up a lot, Delling.  

Perhaps you're a...*gasp*...closet fan?  

Nope... just spend too much time around Twilight snark (I'm an equal opportunity snark fan; it's just that Twilight has attracted A LOT of GREAT snark )

I get weird associations with closet fan...  

Closets need ventillation too, B'rrr...

[copycat]

Who am I?

I'm Roberta Williams MangoMercury, the sanest forum dweller of them all who most certainly never has, and never will, spout nonsense.

In that case, who's this 'Roberta' visitors and other patients keep referring to?

Why do you need the kitchen?

Because it's the kitchen, of course! What more reason does there need to be?

Aww, looks like I got us kicked out, Nifty. Here! *hands a B'rrr costume*

*puts on her old Mango costume*

*walks back in to the Asylum*

You can't get into the kitchen anymore so your answer is invalid. You can dress up all you want, that won't fool the biometric scanners. You're both (still) not patients so you can enter the Asylum as a visitor at all times.

I didn't say there were mice, just their holes.

Uhmmmm... if we're allowed unlimited snacks this week, how am I supposed to steal extra snacks? And since I'm pretty sure that's what I'm here for... I must be cured!

Of course, I wouldn't know since I have not been evaluated. In that case, maybe there's nothing to cure. I'm INCURABLE! No, wait, that's not right...

Any mouse trying to enter Asylum territory is chased back out again immediately. So, they get no chance to make holes. If not the mice, who/what then would make mouse holes?
Why on earth would you want to steal extra snacks? AFAIK you're not a patient so you can buy snacks in a shop outside the Asylum. If I'm wrong, and you are a patient, I will remind you that such a thing would be impossible.
We resume our regular programme of '1 sweet a month'.

Oh, what's that Gladys? You want to go play with the patients? Okay, but don't be long.

Do you think I'm going to let a dangerous individual with all those pointy things on the outside back into the Asylum? The biometric scanners wouldn't allow it. I'm starting to think another admission into the Asylum is imminent...

I see what you did there, Bella.

Huh?

* copycat is not into this 'Twilight' snark

[darthkiwi]

If not the mice, who/what then would make mouse holes?

Uh... well, obviously not me! What a ridiculous idea!

*Hides*

[crayauchtin]

Any mouse trying to enter Asylum territory is chased back out again immediately. So, they get no chance to make holes. If not the mice, who/what then would make mouse holes?
Why on earth would you want to steal extra snacks? AFAIK you're not a patient so you can buy snacks in a shop outside the Asylum. If I'm wrong, and you are a patient, I will remind you that such a thing would be impossible.
We resume our regular programme of '1 sweet a month'.

Well, the holes would make themselves. Probably out of two halves. Clearly.

See, buying snacks in the shop costs money. Why would I want to do that when I can steal them now, eat them, and then not pay for them but not ever be caught? Did you ever *see* me stealing the snacks? Did you ever find any missing snacks? Did you find evidence of the stolen goods outside of the trash can full of wrappers (that really could have come from anyone's snacks)?
No?
Well then clearly your accusations are utterly unfounded.
*steals a box of twinkies*
TOTALLY unfair and unfounded. The works of an overactive imagination.

Speaking of unfair? 1 Sweet a month is obviously not enough and is not healthy. Sweets appear on the DAILY food pyramid, need I remind you?

And I am most certainly not a patient. Totally sane. *pets a passing mango* You've never had me examined anyways. How dare you hold me here? I demand a recount!