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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #60 on: August 03, 2010, 05:24:37 AM »
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You've never had me examined anyways. How dare you hold me here? I demand a recount!

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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #61 on: August 03, 2010, 08:29:07 AM »
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You've never had me examined anyways. How dare you hold me here? I demand a recount!

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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #62 on: August 03, 2010, 04:59:48 PM »
Who is number one?!
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #63 on: August 16, 2010, 12:47:04 PM »
What does it take to be number one?  Two is not a winner and three no one remembers!
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #64 on: August 16, 2010, 02:01:44 PM »
In case you didn't get the Number Six reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prisoner :)

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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #65 on: August 16, 2010, 02:48:29 PM »
A rather fascinating concept to say the least - it has interesting connections to Inception as well.
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #66 on: August 16, 2010, 03:33:20 PM »
...or vice versa. It was a good show. :D

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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #67 on: August 19, 2010, 05:13:24 PM »
Well, the holes would make themselves. Probably out of two halves. Clearly.
Are you implying Hole-in-the-wall is capable of procreating without a Mrs Hole-in-the-wall?

See, buying snacks in the shop costs money.
Might I suggest looking for a job to pay for those snacks?

Why would I want to do that when I can steal them now, eat them, and then not pay for them but not ever be caught? Did you ever *see* me stealing the snacks? Did you ever find any missing snacks? Did you find evidence of the stolen goods outside of the trash can full of wrappers (that really could have come from anyone's snacks)?
No?
Would you please let me answer questions to me myself?
a) Stealing is immoral and not good for the economy, apart from the fact it's illegal too.
b) I can't be held responsible for what you do outside of the Asylum, but inside I can assure you it's quite impossible to steal them. If you can't steal, it's obvious you'll never get caught. Whilst I may not be present on the Asylum at all times, when I am my security system shows my everything that happened outside of the ordinary and how it handled the situation. Up until now I have never had to reprogram the security system based on how it handled anything. A few tweaks here and there, yes, but no major reprogramming.

Well then clearly your accusations are utterly unfounded.
*tries to steal a box of twinkies*
TOTALLY unfair and unfounded. The works of an overactive imagination.
I have altered the text in the quote to reflect what really happened.


Speaking of unfair? 1 Sweet a month is obviously not enough and is not healthy. Sweets appear on the DAILY food pyramid, need I remind you?
Rest assured that the food the kitchen provides daily contains everything in the food pyramid.

And I am most certainly not a patient. Totally sane. *pets a passing mango* You've never had me examined anyways. How dare you hold me here? I demand a recount!
Recount? Of what? Besides, why are you petting some of Mango's visitors?

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Aren't we all, in one manner or another? Naturally, here in the Asylum, I'm number one.

In case you didn't get the Number Six reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prisoner :)
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #68 on: August 19, 2010, 05:21:37 PM »
Can the sanest forum dweller in the world who totally doesn't belong in the Asylum at all have some snacks?
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #69 on: August 19, 2010, 05:34:40 PM »
Can the sanest forum dweller in the world who totally doesn't belong in the Asylum at all have some snacks?
Who are you referring to? Tess? Of course she can have some snacks, provided she buys them anywhere outside of the Asylum naturally.
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #70 on: August 19, 2010, 06:37:16 PM »
Can the sanest forum dweller in the world who totally doesn't belong in the Asylum at all have some snacks?
Who are you referring to? Tess?
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #71 on: August 19, 2010, 07:23:11 PM »
You mean my twin, of whom I share an equal amount of sanity to?
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #72 on: August 23, 2010, 01:27:47 PM »
Are you implying Hole-in-the-wall is capable of procreating without a Mrs Hole-in-the-wall?
Are you implying he can't?? I'm sure he is deeply offended!

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Would you please let me answer questions to me myself?
That seems like a silly idea when I know what I would like you to say.
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a) Stealing is immoral and not good for the economy, apart from the fact it's illegal too.
No, no, no. Burglary is all of those things. Stealing is irrelevant! :D
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b) I can't be held responsible for what you do outside of the Asylum, but inside I can assure you it's quite impossible to steal them. If you can't steal, it's obvious you'll never get caught. Whilst I may not be present on the Asylum at all times, when I am my security system shows my everything that happened outside of the ordinary and how it handled the situation. Up until now I have never had to reprogram the security system based on how it handled anything. A few tweaks here and there, yes, but no major reprogramming.
Well, of course! But I spend so much of my time stealing from the kitchen it's hardly out of the ordinary. In fact, it's the status quo!

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Rest assured that the food the kitchen provides daily contains everything in the food pyramid.
And you think that because it's regarded in high esteem by nutritionists across the world that that makes the food pyramid good enough? Listen, dietary needs are as individualized as fingerprints! And I say, more junk food!

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Recount? Of what? Besides, why are you petting some of Mango's visitors?
Because I don't recall ever being examined and yet here I am, petting fruit like any sane person off the street! Why am I held to the standards and regulations of your patients? Sanity runs in my family!

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Aren't we all, in one manner or another? Naturally, here in the Asylum, I'm number one.
I'm number cheese.  :yes:
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #73 on: September 10, 2010, 12:31:46 PM »
goes to the library ant reads the really old book the old escapies of the asylum
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #74 on: September 10, 2010, 08:05:58 PM »
Those're gonna be some thin books. :P
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #75 on: September 11, 2010, 11:26:05 AM »
Well, Tess is still working on her escape plan, right?  Something about a hula skirt and the cactus...?
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #76 on: September 11, 2010, 01:43:11 PM »
Not an escape plan, though, more like a get-in-as-a-patient plan, since CC still refuses to make me one. :P

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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #77 on: September 11, 2010, 05:40:17 PM »
yea, this is one of those Asylums where people want to be in it.
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #78 on: September 12, 2010, 01:14:24 AM »
I don't - CC seems convinced that I should be here, but I really don't deserve to be!

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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #79 on: September 12, 2010, 08:36:12 AM »
Works for me! :D