*sneaks a chocolate fondue pot into the Asylum* 
That would be quite impossible as the biometric scanners refuse anything that constitutes a high caloric intake to be taken with you but will be 'processed' through the kitchen in light of the patient's monthly sweet-programme.
Just a pot? with all the people in here, that wouldn't be enough!
FONDUE FOR EVERYONE!
Unfortunately, we are am unable to overrule favours performed by official representatives of the 'Establishment' here.
Off-topic: For some reason the notifications about new posts in this thread no longer appear in my inbox these past few weeks, which means I had to go to long way around to get here.
I had a dream last night. 
You know how there are those 3D printers of wood and plastic? There should be one of chocolate. It will be called La Chocolocuteur! 
It speaks to me still. 
We fear a 3D printer of chocolate would need to be a controlled environment to be able to stay in one piece and might not even be able to print even one thing. But, we guess that's not the reason you like one of those.
Back on topic with a little twist:
In a joint effort between my human counterpart in the mythical land of IRL I am attending a seminar at
The Hanwell institute which means the TSL Asylum is on automatic, but I know from past experiences that's no problem.
The human counterpart is following the application process of a female doctor to that institute with peculiar interest. You see, said person has managed to 'push the buttons' of said human counterpart and vice versa. Naturally, if the Hanwell Institute doesn't get enough inmates, the doctor would not be hired. So, if any of you want to point whatever aspect of your personality to the Hanwell Institute and become an inmate, we'd very much appreciate it.
