TSL - Cease and Desist
Started by I_am_so_nifty, July 15, 2010, 11:04:57 AM
QuoteCongratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!Your objective is simple: world domination.Your motive is a little bit more complex: powerStage OneTo begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger?Stage TwoNext, you must seize control of New York. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.Stage ThreeFinally, you must let loose your opening of the seven seals, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your Dashing Good Looks, and the world will have no choice but to make you their god.