Your objective is simple: world domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: hatred for all mankind.
Stage OneTo begin your plan, you must first assassinate a Pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, terrified by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage TwoNext, you must vaporize the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage ThreeFinally, you must reveal to the world your plague of doom, bringing about an End to Sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your Cunning Intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
Create your own evil plan so that we can share in our evil ways.