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The magic soda machine returns!
« on: August 10, 2010, 08:37:27 PM »
I've been missing this thread. Insert something into the magic soda machine and you will get something in return!

e.g.
*inserts quarter*
You get a note saying that the machine does not accept currency.

Or something like that.

*inserts bugs from Episode 2*

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2010, 09:21:25 PM »
I don't get it...

Also, it should be "i.e." and not "e.g.", I believe.  ;D

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2010, 11:37:03 PM »
Yaaaay, the magic soda machine!  I missed this thread!

*inserts bugs from Episode 2*

You get cockroaches that are trained to program computers.

*inserts Doon's one point*
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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2010, 01:08:24 PM »
I still don't understand this thread...You just put something in and then something else unrelated happens?

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2010, 01:14:19 PM »
Well, they're not necessarily unrelated.  In this case, Snabbott said bugs from episode 2.  I said cockroaches trained to program computers.  Cockroaches are bugs, and since he said the bugs were from episode 2, I said that they were trained to program.

Whtever you insert into the pop machine, you get something somewhat related but weird.  Like, if I said "inserts bottle," I might get something back like a pop tab, a bottle cap, a Coke can...the key is to use your imagination.

I don't know if I made sense or confused you more, but I tried. :angel:
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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2010, 01:32:16 PM »
Yeah - it's kind of like the word association thread. It doesn't have to be directly related - in fact, it's often funnier when it isn't.

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2010, 01:34:06 PM »
*inserts Doon's one point*

The point doubles in quantity to become TWO! The score now rests at 3-1.

*inserts $5*

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2010, 01:48:05 PM »
*inserts $5*

You get an Abraham Lincoln bobble-head.

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2010, 01:50:27 PM »
You get a tennis ball. ???

*inserts an English muffin*
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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2010, 01:52:32 PM »
Also, it should be "i.e." and not "e.g.", I believe.  ;D
No, actually, it should be e.g.

*inserts Doon's one point*

The point doubles in quantity to become TWO! The score now rests at 3-1.
What is this, creative math? Or did doon get another point and I missed it?

You get a French croissant.

*inserts lack of motivation*

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2010, 02:08:00 PM »
You get a low-paying job!

*inserts length of string*

(Posted on: August 11, 2010, 04:06:10 PM)


Also, it should be "i.e." and not "e.g.", I believe.  ;D

Whoops, I mixed them up. You're right.

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2010, 02:14:54 PM »
*inserts length of string*
You get a ball of yarn.

*inserts grooviness*
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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2010, 02:58:33 PM »
You get scratchiness.

*inserts keys*

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2010, 03:16:49 PM »
You get some hair (a lock of it)

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2010, 04:43:47 PM »
You get a foot with four toes on it.

*inserts a yardstick*
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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2010, 06:26:47 PM »
You get a meter stick.

*inserts Dilbert*

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2010, 07:38:09 PM »
You get a new boss.

*Inserts a cookie.
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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2010, 09:38:07 PM »
You get a fortune: "YOU WILL INSERT SOMETHING WEIRD INTO THIS MACHINE."

*inserts Donnie Osmond*
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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2010, 10:29:57 PM »
You get "White and Nerdy" (w/ Donny Osmond starting @ 1:22)

*inserts Marie Osmond*

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2010, 08:02:42 AM »
You get a strangely colorful jacket.

*Inserts Inception
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