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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2010, 09:23:44 AM »
You loose all your ideas  :o

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2010, 09:50:45 AM »
You get the Incredible Hulk

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2010, 11:19:32 AM »
you get James

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2010, 11:23:06 AM »
You get Donald Trump's hair.

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2010, 12:30:17 PM »
You get a note saying, "What is this?  Don't you know we strictly use whiteboards now!"

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2010, 01:09:59 PM »
You get a delicious pie!

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2010, 04:35:16 PM »
You get uncompressed air. :P

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2010, 04:46:41 PM »
You get Willie Wonka!

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2010, 05:08:56 PM »
You get lots of debirs from the magic soda machine....

YOU BLEW UP OUR MACHINE!  :'(
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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2010, 05:13:19 PM »
Drops the Allspark Cube on the floor. . .

Look the soda machine is fixed!

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2010, 05:24:10 PM »
The soda machine starts walking away. *chases*
Hey! Come back here!
*catches up, removes the duct tape, and ties up the machine with it*
Whew!

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2010, 05:26:38 PM »
You get lots of debirs from the magic soda machine....

YOU BLEW UP OUR MACHINE!  :'(

I didn't pull the pin yet! It wasn't going to explode!

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2010, 05:41:51 PM »
You get lots of debirs from the magic soda machine....

YOU BLEW UP OUR MACHINE!  :'(

I didn't pull the pin yet! It wasn't going to explode!
Well, someone obviously did.
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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #33 on: August 12, 2010, 05:48:40 PM »
LOLOLOLOL

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2010, 07:06:37 PM »
I blame Cat *nod*nod*
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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #35 on: August 12, 2010, 07:10:06 PM »
It may very well have been me, I certainly have been playing around with random things to try and figure stuff out.  Wouldn't surprise me at all if I pulled the pin without realizing it would unintentionally set off the grenade.  But I also fixed it so life is good.
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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #36 on: August 13, 2010, 05:54:37 AM »
*inserts motor oil*

The soda machine becomes a proper robot, capable of changing between robot form and vending machine form at will. The forum quickly turns into a Michael Bay film. Linkin Park writes a new song for the occassion. A bunch of photogenic supermodel newcomers descend on the forum, mostly just to be attractive scenery. Activity on the forum is briskly edited and is restricted to explosions, teen humour, shots of helicopters flying at sunset, slo-mo 360 pans and people shouting each other's names across long distances when they're in danger. You know, like...

"ROOOOOBBBBB!!!"

"WEEEELLLLDOOOONNN!!!"

"CEEEEDDDDDRRRRIIIICCCCC!!!!"

Well, maybe not that last one.

Okay, that does it...

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #37 on: August 13, 2010, 06:41:59 AM »
you get a black hole.

*Quickly leaps forward to prevent the magic soda machine beeing sucked into the black hole and ties it down*

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2010, 08:00:26 AM »
The soda machine becomes surprisingly calm.

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Re: The magic soda machine returns!
« Reply #39 on: August 13, 2010, 12:32:42 PM »
You get a thimble, cleverly filched from a dresser in the Three Bears house.

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