The magic soda machine returns!

[Delling]

You get a kitten.


*inserts fluff from around the apartment*

[Haids1987]

You start sneezing uncontrollably and your eyes start watering.

*inserts the names Aiden, Brayden, Jayden, Caden, and Hayden*

[DawsonJ]

You get a maiden! (For ideas of things to do with her, play KQ games with male protagonists.)

*Inserts original KQ6 CD with audio track of "Girl in the Tower"*

[Delling]

You get a saved game in KQ6 in some place you didn't know existed!!


*inserts a toothbrush used to clean a violin bow*

[DawsonJ]

You get a sad reminder of The Simpsons' Bleeding Gums Murphy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S17CeXaFBlQ

*Inserts a web link about recent flooding in Vermont*
http://www.mansfieldheliflight.com/flood/

[crayauchtin]

You get the world's largest Wet-Vac.

*inserts Beyonce's baby bump*

[Haids1987]

You get some kind of folded, weird, alien tummy.

*inserts year-old Halloween candy*

[Delling]

You get Candy Cream Corn.

*inserts protostars*

[snabbott]

You get supernovas.

*inserts TSL bugs*

[crayauchtin]

You get a Black Widow and a Bookworm!

*inserts an Ok! magazine*

[snabbott]

You get a No Way! magazine!

*inserts hot coffee*

[Delling]

You get an infinite improbability drive.


*inserts fatigue*

[tessspoon]

You get the comfiest bed in the world.

*inserts a ball of yarn*

[snabbott]

You get an infinite improbability drive.

I thought those only ran on tea.

You get a playful kitty!

*inserts the number 42*

[DawsonJ]

You get a mirror and a card saying 24.

*Inserts a Star Wars DVD*

[Cez]

I don't know how to play!!!

*dances around naked*

[snabbott]

*Aaaugh! I'm blind!*

[Delling]

The magic soda machine... unprompted... tackles and clothes Cez.

[Haids1987]

*inserts Cez, who is now clothed in a bathrobe and slippers*

[DawsonJ]

You get nightmares for life!

*Inserts a Portuguese Water Dog and a Spanish Dictionary*