The magic soda machine returns!

[snabbott]

I've been missing this thread. Insert something into the magic soda machine and you will get something in return!

e.g.
*inserts quarter*
You get a note saying that the machine does not accept currency.

Or something like that.

*inserts bugs from Episode 2*

[kindofdoon]

I don't get it...

Also, it should be "i.e." and not "e.g.", I believe. 

[Haids1987]

Yaaaay, the magic soda machine!  I missed this thread!

*inserts bugs from Episode 2*

You get cockroaches that are trained to program computers.

*inserts Doon's one point*

[kindofdoon]

I still don't understand this thread...You just put something in and then something else unrelated happens?

[Haids1987]

Well, they're not necessarily unrelated.  In this case, Snabbott said bugs from episode 2.  I said cockroaches trained to program computers.  Cockroaches are bugs, and since he said the bugs were from episode 2, I said that they were trained to program.

Whtever you insert into the pop machine, you get something somewhat related but weird.  Like, if I said "inserts bottle," I might get something back like a pop tab, a bottle cap, a Coke can...the key is to use your imagination.

I don't know if I made sense or confused you more, but I tried.

[snabbott]

Yeah - it's kind of like the word association thread. It doesn't have to be directly related - in fact, it's often funnier when it isn't.

[kindofdoon]

*inserts Doon's one point*

The point doubles in quantity to become TWO! The score now rests at 3-1.

*inserts $5*

[wilco64256]

*inserts $5*

You get an Abraham Lincoln bobble-head.

Inserts a golf ball.

[Haids1987]

You get a tennis ball.

*inserts an English muffin*

[snabbott]

Also, it should be "i.e." and not "e.g.", I believe. 

No, actually, it should be e.g.

*inserts Doon's one point*

The point doubles in quantity to become TWO! The score now rests at 3-1.

What is this, creative math? Or did doon get another point and I missed it?

You get a French croissant.

*inserts lack of motivation*

[kindofdoon]

You get a low-paying job!

*inserts length of string*

(Posted on: August 11, 2010, 04:06:10 PM)

Also, it should be "i.e." and not "e.g.", I believe. 

Whoops, I mixed them up. You're right.

[Haids1987]

*inserts length of string*

You get a ball of yarn.

*inserts grooviness*

[snabbott]

You get scratchiness.

*inserts keys*

[wilco64256]

You get some hair (a lock of it)

Inserts a toe.

[Haids1987]

You get a foot with four toes on it.

*inserts a yardstick*

[snabbott]

You get a meter stick.

*inserts Dilbert*

[wilco64256]

You get a new boss.

*Inserts a cookie.

[Haids1987]

You get a fortune: "YOU WILL INSERT SOMETHING WEIRD INTO THIS MACHINE."

*inserts Donnie Osmond*

[snabbott]

You get "White and Nerdy" (w/ Donny Osmond starting @ 1:22)

*inserts Marie Osmond*

[wilco64256]

You get a strangely colorful jacket.

*Inserts Inception