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The magic soda machine returns!

Started by snabbott, August 10, 2010, 08:37:27 PM

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B'rrr

You loose all your ideas  :o

*inserts torn shirt*
~Mary Jane supporter~
~Legend~

snabbott

You get the Incredible Hulk

*inserts a peach*

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

icarus

you get James

*inserts job opening*
I am the lord of the underworld
member of APRETT
(Association of Patient's Rights to Eat Tasty Things)

(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <)

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world
domination

wilco64256

You get Donald Trump's hair.

*Inserts chalk.
Weldon Hathaway

Haids1987

You get a note saying, "What is this?  Don't you know we strictly use whiteboards now!"

*inserts a jar of preserved pears*
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

kindofdoon

You get a delicious pie!

*inserts compressed air*

Daniel Dichter, Production/PR
daniel.dichter@postudios.com

snabbott

You get uncompressed air. :P

*inserts umbrella*

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

kindofdoon

You get Willie Wonka!

*inserts hand grenade*

Daniel Dichter, Production/PR
daniel.dichter@postudios.com

B'rrr

You get lots of debirs from the magic soda machine....

YOU BLEW UP OUR MACHINE!  :'(
~Mary Jane supporter~
~Legend~

wilco64256

Drops the Allspark Cube on the floor. . .

Look the soda machine is fixed!

*Inserts duct tape
Weldon Hathaway

snabbott

The soda machine starts walking away. *chases*
Hey! Come back here!
*catches up, removes the duct tape, and ties up the machine with it*
Whew!

*inserts motor oil*

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

kindofdoon

Quote from: B'rrr on August 12, 2010, 05:08:56 PM
You get lots of debirs from the magic soda machine....

YOU BLEW UP OUR MACHINE!  :'(

I didn't pull the pin yet! It wasn't going to explode!

Daniel Dichter, Production/PR
daniel.dichter@postudios.com

snabbott

Quote from: kindofdoon on August 12, 2010, 05:26:38 PM
Quote from: B'rrr on August 12, 2010, 05:08:56 PM
You get lots of debirs from the magic soda machine....

YOU BLEW UP OUR MACHINE!  :'(

I didn't pull the pin yet! It wasn't going to explode!
Well, someone obviously did.
*looks around suspiciously*  :pokerface:

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

kindofdoon


Daniel Dichter, Production/PR
daniel.dichter@postudios.com

B'rrr

~Mary Jane supporter~
~Legend~

wilco64256

It may very well have been me, I certainly have been playing around with random things to try and figure stuff out.  Wouldn't surprise me at all if I pulled the pin without realizing it would unintentionally set off the grenade.  But I also fixed it so life is good.
Weldon Hathaway

GoneTooLong

Quote from: snabbott on August 12, 2010, 05:24:10 PM
*inserts motor oil*

The soda machine becomes a proper robot, capable of changing between robot form and vending machine form at will. The forum quickly turns into a Michael Bay film. Linkin Park writes a new song for the occassion. A bunch of photogenic supermodel newcomers descend on the forum, mostly just to be attractive scenery. Activity on the forum is briskly edited and is restricted to explosions, teen humour, shots of helicopters flying at sunset, slo-mo 360 pans and people shouting each other's names across long distances when they're in danger. You know, like...

"ROOOOOBBBBB!!!"

"WEEEELLLLDOOOONNN!!!"

"CEEEEDDDDDRRRRIIIICCCCC!!!!"

Well, maybe not that last one.

Okay, that does it...

*launches Red Matter at the soda machine*
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

B'rrr

you get a black hole.

*Quickly leaps forward to prevent the magic soda machine beeing sucked into the black hole and ties it down*

*inserts valium*
~Mary Jane supporter~
~Legend~

wilco64256

The soda machine becomes surprisingly calm.

*Inserts a spool of thread.
Weldon Hathaway

Haids1987

You get a thimble, cleverly filched from a dresser in the Three Bears house.

*inserts a butterfly*
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub