The magic soda machine returns!

[kindofdoon]

You get corn kernels! (Is the magic soda machine actually a time machine?)

*inserts a world globe*

[Haids1987]

You get Greenland.

*inserts a poppyseed muffin*

[snabbott]

You get poppies! poppies! poppies! poppies! poppies! poppies! poppies! poppies! poppies!

*inserts bubbles*

[kindofdoon]

You get selbbuB!

*inserts NES*

[B'rrr]

2 plummers suddenly come out and starts jumping around like madmen.

*inserts an eRa CD*

[Haids1987]

You get an ipod with all the songs on said CD.

*inserts Vivendi's Cease and Desist*

[kindofdoon]

*in KQ narrator voice* The soda machine spits the C&D back out. Evidently, it doesn't accept nonsense.

[snabbott]

*psst* kindofdoon, you forgot to insert something!

[kindofdoon]

*inserts forgetfulness*

[writerlove]

You get an all nighter pulled to meet said deadline!

*inserts Laura Bow 1*

[snabbott]

You get a fear of showers!

*inserts pizza*

[kindofdoon]

You get a cannonball.

*inserts magic soda machine*

[Haids1987]

You get an inside-out magic soda machine.  How does that work?

*inserts The Princess Bride on VHS (you kids know what that means, right? )*

[kindofdoon]

Yes, *scowls*. I'm not that newby. You get The Princess Bride on Blu-Ray! Sweet deal!

*inserts 90s brick-style cell phone*

[Haids1987]

LOL, I actually have one of those in a closet somewhere...

You get a brick.  Oddly enough, there's no striking difference between what you inserted and what you received.

*inserts lightbulb*

[kindofdoon]

You get Thomas Edison!

*inserts The Liberty Bell*

[Haids1987]

You get a crack.

*inserts a sickeningly sappy love poem:

What was it when I looked at you?
What power has chained me through and through?
And bound my heart with links so tight
I cannot live without the sight
Of you*

[kindofdoon]

A little close to home, that one.

*inserts $1.50 in quarters*

[Haids1987]

A little close to home, that one.

*Laughing out loud*

You get cherry Coke.  Bor-ing!

*inserts Rob's "m" key*

[kindofdoon]

What's that?