The magic soda machine returns!

[Haids1987]

You get a 90's brick phone.

*inserts sneeze*

[icarus]

You get a tissue

*inserts
-mandrake root powder
-cat hair
-two spoons of fish oil in bowl
*

[snabbott]

You get a yummy looking cookie! Go ahead - eat it.

*inserts soda machine emulator*

[Haids1987]

You get a Windows 97-compatible version of the soda machine.  (Gah!  It feels so weird to call it "soda!" )

*inserts Nintendo 64 controller*

[Fierce Deity]

You get an Expansion Pak so you can play Majora's Mask. 

*inserts anti-depressants*

[B'rrr]

you get Manic!

*inserts a terminator*

[Fierce Deity]

You get a California governor.

*inserts hypnophobia*

[GoneTooLong]

You get:



*inserts a magic soda machine*

[Haids1987]

You get...nothing.

*inserts a Ziploc bag*

[snabbott]

You get a sandwich.

*inserts calculator*

[B'rrr]

You get y = sqrt/(3x + 6x² + 3x³ - 98)

*inserts muffin*

[snabbott]

You get y = sqrt/(3x + 6x² + 3x³ - 98)

Compile error:
Argument not optional

[B'rrr]

 

[Haids1987]

*inserts muffin*

You get a pancake.

*inserts mousepad*

[Fierce Deity]

You get an ergonomic keyboard.

*inserts division by zero*

[kindofdoon]

You get "ERR: DIVIDE BY 0"

*inserts Batman: Arkham Asylum*

[Fierce Deity]

You get "ERR: DIVIDE BY 0"

*inserts Batman: Arkham Asylum*

You get Batman: Arkham City before anybody else.

I still need to play Arkham Asylum. I haven't gotten around to it yet.

*inserts Mobil Speedpass*

[kindofdoon]

I still need to play Arkham Asylum. I haven't gotten around to it yet.

It's a phenomenal game, highly recommended.

[snabbott]

*inserts Mobil Speedpass*

You get gas - but not for your car.

*inserts green laser pointer*

[Haids1987]

You are blinded!

*inserts guitar*