The magic soda machine returns!

[Travis-AGA]

You get Jar-Jar Binks.


*inserts: 

[Haids1987]

You get a person with multiple personality disorder.

*inserts a POIsonous snake  *

[snabbott]

You get a tambourine.

*inserts peanut butter*

[Haids1987]

You get jelly, of course!

*inserts cup stolen from a bar*

(Which is what I'm using right now...)

[crayauchtin]

You get hotel towels!

*inserts a dirty black sock*

[Travis-AGA]

You get a dirty decapitated foot.

*Inserts Ken Williams*

[snabbott]

You get Sierra On-Line!

*inserts eraser*

[Travis-AGA]

You get nothing because you cleared out the soda machine's memory.

*Inserts nuclear missile.*

[Enchantermon]

You get Condoleezza Rice (obscure references ftw)!

*Inserts blue pill*

[snabbott]

You get The Matrix.

*inserts The Matrix*

[kindofdoon]

You get two enjoyable, possibly underrated sequels.

*inserts Steve Jobs*

[Haids1987]

You get Google, because I have no idea who that is.

*inserts CPR class*

[Enchantermon]

You get Google, because I have no idea who that is.

CEO of Apple.

*inserts CPR class*

You get Jenny the Training Dummy (true story; I had her at Boy Scout camp.)

*inserts American flag*

[kindofdoon]

You get Google, because I have no idea who that is.

Where have you been for the last decade?

[Haids1987]

Not using Apple products.

[kindofdoon]

Still though, even most PC users know him because he's on the news any time Apple announces/updates a product.

*inserts American flag*

You get Bioshock Infinite!

[Travis-AGA]

*Inserts gog.com and crosses fingers.*

COME ON BIG MONEY BIG MONEY!!!!! STOP!!!!

[crayauchtin]

You get a good old gamer. Like, really old. Like, he's awesome figuring out his backgammon score on his abacus.

*inserts winning lotto ticket*

.....oh, I shouldn't a done that.

[Fierce Deity]

The magic soda machine wins the lottery and moves into a fancy penthouse.

*inserts iTunes*

[Haids1987]

*Traipses through the gated community and tries to find the Magic Soda Machine's new penthouse*  Ahhh, found it.  And there's the Soda Machine itself, lounging by the pool!  Anywaaaay...

You get ear buds.

*inserts a Seattle Mariner's baseball hat*