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The magic soda machine returns!

Started by snabbott, August 10, 2010, 08:37:27 PM

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Travis-AGA

*Machine eats the cap because it doesn't like the Seattle Mariners.*

You get shreds of a Seattle Mariner baseball cap.

*inserts A BRAND NEW CAR!*
"... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ..." - Ken, The Land of the Lounge Lizards.

snabbott

You get an old, broken-down car. That wasn't a very good trade, was it? :P

*inserts dead wand, charged wand, and some moldy cheese*

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

Fierce Deity

Congratulations! You run out of heap space and can't finish your new Windows version of King's Quest 5.  :suffer:

*inserts Chocolate Chip Cookie*
Freudian Slip - "When you say one thing, but mean your mother."

Enchantermon

You get a few crumbs and a satisfied magic soda machine. ;)

*inserts candy corn*
So what if I am, huh? Anyways, I work better when I'm drunk. It makes me fearless! If I see a bad guy, I'll just point my sword at him and saaaaaaaaaay, "Hey! Bad guy! You're not s'posed to be here! Go home or I'll stick you with my sword 'til you go, 'Ouch! I'm dead!' Ah-ha-ha!" Ha-ha. *hic* See? Ain't no one gonna be messin' wit' ol', Benny!

Damar

You receive more candy corn to be eaten next October.  Because who really eats candy corn except in October?

*inserts a soda*

crayauchtin

You get a dollar.

Or a dollar fifty if the magic soda machine happens to be at one of those stupid rest stops on Rt. 95 in Connecticut. What a rip off. :P

*inserts Connecticut*
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

Haids1987

Quote from: Fierce Deity on October 01, 2010, 10:39:08 AM
Congratulations! You run out of heap space and can't finish your new Windows version of King's Quest 5.  :suffer:
That happened to other people besides me? :o

Quote from: crayauchtin on October 01, 2010, 11:00:40 PM
*inserts Connecticut*
You get a weird little made-up state that no one ever remembers.

*inserts FRRRRRRRRREEDOM! (With a heavy Scottish accent)*
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

Fierce Deity

Quote from: Haids1987 on October 01, 2010, 11:37:04 PM
Quote from: Fierce Deity on October 01, 2010, 10:39:08 AM
Congratulations! You run out of heap space and can't finish your new Windows version of King's Quest 5.  :suffer:
That happened to other people besides me? :o

Yup. There's a way to get past it, but I was too young to know exactly how to configure the settings in the game or on my computer. So I basically quit and never had the opportunity to fight Mordack.  :'(


Quote from: Haids1987 on October 01, 2010, 11:37:04 PM
*inserts FRRRRRRRRREEDOM! (With a heavy Scottish accent)*

You get a few anti-Semitic remarks from Mel Gibson. (With a heavy drunken slur)

*inserts Starbucks gift card*

Freudian Slip - "When you say one thing, but mean your mother."

Haids1987

Quote from: Fierce Deity on October 01, 2010, 11:50:25 PM
You get a few anti-Semitic remarks from Mel Gibson. (With a heavy drunken slur)
:rofl:
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

crayauchtin

Quote from: Fierce Deity on October 01, 2010, 11:50:25 PM
*inserts Starbucks gift card*
You get one iced caramel macchiato and an apology. "No sir there doesn't seem to have been twenty dollars on this gift card. I'm sorry. Have some extra whipped cream for the confusion."

*inserts barista's subsequently decapitated head*
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

Haids1987

You get the Headless Horseman, who is holding a latte.

*inserts jelly shoes*
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

kindofdoon

Quote from: Haids1987 on October 01, 2010, 11:37:04 PM
You get a weird little made-up state that no one ever remembers.

:'(...But, that's where I live...:'(

Daniel Dichter, Production/PR
daniel.dichter@postudios.com

crayauchtin

Quote from: kindofdoon on October 02, 2010, 05:35:27 AM
Quote from: Haids1987 on October 01, 2010, 11:37:04 PM
You get a weird little made-up state that no one ever remembers.

:'(...But, that's where I live...:'(
Move to somewhere real. :P
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

Damar

Quote from: crayauchtin on October 02, 2010, 06:06:02 AM
Quote from: kindofdoon on October 02, 2010, 05:35:27 AM
Quote from: Haids1987 on October 01, 2010, 11:37:04 PM
You get a weird little made-up state that no one ever remembers.

:'(...But, that's where I live...:'(
Move to somewhere real. :P

If West Haven wasn't real, then my mind had a twisted way of creating reality.  I should have put myself in a nicer area.

Oh, and Haids, you get a jelly doughnut.  Its more useful and enjoyable.

*inserts a pumpkin*

Jafar

You get a fire-breathing pumpkin! :pumpkin:

*inserts Dr. Wily's disappearing\reappearing UFO of doom*
The Unofficial The Silver Lining Official Sarcasm Cleaner Upper's Assistant

Defender of All Things Against Connor

Jarada Knight: The Honourable Marshmallow

Official Useless Information Finder

And who knows what else?

Damar

You get a weather balloon.  It was always a weather balloon...

*inserts sushi*

Haids1987

Quote from: kindofdoon on October 02, 2010, 05:35:27 AM
Quote from: Haids1987 on October 01, 2010, 11:37:04 PM
You get a weird little made-up state that no one ever remembers.

:'(...But, that's where I live...:'(
Gah!  Talk about a faux pas. :-[ It's just that here in Washington, we don't really think about places like Connecticut, Maryland, and especially Vermont.  (Seriously?  Vermont?)

I apologize.
Quote from: Damar on October 02, 2010, 09:18:39 AM
*inserts sushi*
You get Unagi.  And not the kind you eat, the kind Ross refers to on Friends.

*inserts a garden*
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

Travis-AGA

You get VIVA PINATA!

*inserts a vampire.*
"... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ..." - Ken, The Land of the Lounge Lizards.

crayauchtin

Quote from: Haids1987 on October 02, 2010, 12:26:26 PM
I apologize.
I agree with you (on CT and VT, but not Maryland -- crab cakes helloooo!) and I live right near both of them. Don't apologize!

Travis.... you get Haids' worst nightmare!!! Edward Cullen!!
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

Travis-AGA

*violently shakes machine in anger of the ways vampires have become so UNCOOL.*

*kicks machine dealing 40 Damage with additional bleeding damage*

...hmmm.
"... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ..." - Ken, The Land of the Lounge Lizards.