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The magic soda machine returns!

Started by snabbott, August 10, 2010, 08:37:27 PM

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Haids1987

You get a box of Band-Aids.  :(

*inserts cockroach*
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

Fierce Deity

You get a nuclear holocaust. Good going, Haids!  :pokerface:

*inserts Lady Gaga*
Freudian Slip - "When you say one thing, but mean your mother."

Haids1987

Quote from: Fierce Deity on October 02, 2010, 05:56:54 PM
You get a nuclear holocaust. Good going, Haids!  :pokerface:
I'm SORRY!  Do we have the Twinkees handy?
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

Enchantermon

So what if I am, huh? Anyways, I work better when I'm drunk. It makes me fearless! If I see a bad guy, I'll just point my sword at him and saaaaaaaaaay, "Hey! Bad guy! You're not s'posed to be here! Go home or I'll stick you with my sword 'til you go, 'Ouch! I'm dead!' Ah-ha-ha!" Ha-ha. *hic* See? Ain't no one gonna be messin' wit' ol', Benny!

Haids1987

You get communism.  (If you've seen Clue, it makes sense. :P)

*inserts a GHOST!*
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

Delling

Quote from: Haids1987 on October 02, 2010, 05:58:36 PM
Quote from: Fierce Deity on October 02, 2010, 05:56:54 PM
You get a nuclear holocaust. Good going, Haids!  :pokerface:
I'm SORRY!  Do we have the Twinkees handy?
*looks at his Zombieland stock pile* ...well, yeah...  but... hrmm... they were for something else... :-\


You get a poltergeist.


*inserts an episode of Smallville*
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

Travis-AGA

*You get a scratched up old-season DVD that won't play said episode because it is indeed too scratched up.*

*Inserts Magic Soda Machine.*
"... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ..." - Ken, The Land of the Lounge Lizards.

Haids1987

You get a Baby Magic Soda Machine.  Awwww, it's it cuuuuuuute?

*inserts Princess Cassima of the Green Isles*
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

crayauchtin

You get a wussy girl who can't rescue herself.

*inserts disco*
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

Travis-AGA

you get a crazy socializing event, starring the smilies!
:gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip:  :drinking::gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :jafar: :jafar: :jafar: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :drinking: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :jafar: :jafar: :drinking:

*finds soda machine in the mess of the disco and inserts the ark of the covenant.*
"... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ..." - Ken, The Land of the Lounge Lizards.

crayauchtin

(Meanwhile, the building's security is pounding on the door of the penthouse...)

"Magic? Mr. Soda Machine? Sir? Sir! Is everything all right? The neighbors want you to turn down the music! Sir? SIR?!"


:P
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

tessspoon

Quote from: Haids1987 on October 02, 2010, 06:07:18 PM
You get communism.  (If you've seen Clue, it makes sense. :P)
Now I want to watch that for the hundredth time. :P


Damar

Quote from: Travis-AGA on October 02, 2010, 07:28:02 PM
*finds soda machine in the mess of the disco and inserts the ark of the covenant.*

Your head explodes.

*inserts a soda machine*

Haids1987

Quote from: crayauchtin on October 02, 2010, 07:25:53 PM
You get a wussy girl who can't rescue herself.
:pokerface: You enjoy pushing my buttons, do you not, Cray? :P

Quote from: Damar on October 02, 2010, 10:10:44 PM
*inserts a soda machine*
A regular one?  You get a bunch of empty pop bottles.

*inserts Nintendo 64*
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

kindofdoon

You get polygons!

*inserts nonvenomous snake*

Daniel Dichter, Production/PR
daniel.dichter@postudios.com

crayauchtin

You get a rubber serpent.

*inserts spork*
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

Enchantermon

You get a foon! ;)

*inserts a hippopotamus*
So what if I am, huh? Anyways, I work better when I'm drunk. It makes me fearless! If I see a bad guy, I'll just point my sword at him and saaaaaaaaaay, "Hey! Bad guy! You're not s'posed to be here! Go home or I'll stick you with my sword 'til you go, 'Ouch! I'm dead!' Ah-ha-ha!" Ha-ha. *hic* See? Ain't no one gonna be messin' wit' ol', Benny!

snabbott


Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

kindofdoon

Funny song.

You get delightful raspberry preserves!

*inserts medieval armor*

Daniel Dichter, Production/PR
daniel.dichter@postudios.com

Travis-AGA

The soda machine gets a +50 defense stat, but his/her parry goes down 10.

*Inserts... EVERYTHING that has already been put in the machine*

"... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ..." - Ken, The Land of the Lounge Lizards.