The magic soda machine returns!

[Enchantermon]

*inserts a hard-earned Ph.D.*

You get a crapload of student loans.

*inserts a smiley-face balloon*

[kindofdoon]

You get The Incredible Machine II for DOS (in which there is a smiley-face balloon)!

*inserts cat*

[Travis-AGA]

You get a mysterious stew. 

O lord.

... You don't wanna know. You REALLY don't wanna know.

*inserts the "Q" key from a keyboard.*

[Delling]

You get crayauchtin/Questing Character/Q/etc./etc.

*inserts a mouse trap*

[tessspoon]

You get Mouse Trap, the board game.

*insert salt shaker*

[Haids1987]

You get a mysterious stew. 

O lord.

... You don't wanna know. You REALLY don't wanna know.

From "Running With Scissors?"

*insert salt shaker*

The Magic Soda Machine drops it, then quickly throws a pinch over its left shoulder.

*inserts the greatest love story ever written*

[crayauchtin]

You get a room full of very upset romance authors!

*inserts a potato*

[icarus]

you get an angry miss potato who claims you put mister potato in the machine
*inserts
One jar of lard
One cactus
Two drops of toad spittle*

[Haids1987]

The magic soda machine disappears!

*inserts a peacock*

[crayauchtin]

You get Katy Perry in a RIDICULOUS outfit with neon lights on it!

*inserts an empty soda bottle*

[Enchantermon]

You get a Recycle Bin.

*inserts Gordon Freeman*

[Haids1987]

You get Morgan Freeman.

*inserts a pocketful of sunshine*

[kindofdoon]

You get Morgan Freeman.

You get global warming on a small scale.

*inserts loneliness*

[Haids1987]

Jeez, where has this thread been?

You get a 

*inserts a golden walnut*

[kindofdoon]

You get Ifnkvohgroghprm.

*inserts Haid's dossier*

[Enchantermon]

You get a .

*inserts Episode 3*

[crayauchtin]

You get a .
Again.

*inserts a button factory*

[kindofdoon]

You get Willy Wonka!

*inserts 76 trombones*

[Enchantermon]

You get Matthew Broderick.

*inserts gold coin*

[snabbott]

You get a copper coin. Not such a good trade.

*inserts airplane*