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The magic soda machine returns!

Started by snabbott, August 10, 2010, 08:37:27 PM

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Haids1987

You get lots of phone calls from your local blood center asking you to donate.  (Jeez, what's it with me and blood? :P)

*inserts Big Baby*
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

icarus

you get Woody.

*Inserts empty  bottle of medicine*
I am the lord of the underworld
member of APRETT
(Association of Patient's Rights to Eat Tasty Things)

(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <)

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world
domination

Delling

You get a sinus headache and that lovely feeling of all the mucus flowing around in your head. :yes: :X


((Out of curiosity, what should one call the substance of ones congestion: snot, mucus, phlegm? For the last few days I've been terrified that I would make a most malignant malaprop if I tried to call it phlegm... I think there is technically an appropriate term (it seems to me that phlegm is in the throat, snot is in the nose, mucus is not necessary the infected green and gross stuff but rather the usual byproduct of mucus membranes (hence the name)... etc.... why, yes, I know I think too much. ::)))

*inserts question*
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

Enchantermon

Quote from: Delling on March 08, 2011, 04:56:14 AM*inserts question*
You get 42.

Quote from: Delling on March 08, 2011, 04:56:14 AM((Out of curiosity, what should one call the substance of ones congestion: snot, mucus, phlegm? For the last few days I've been terrified that I would make a most malignant malaprop if I tried to call it phlegm... I think there is technically an appropriate term (it seems to me that phlegm is in the throat, snot is in the nose, mucus is not necessary the infected green and gross stuff but rather the usual byproduct of mucus membranes (hence the name)... etc.... why, yes, I know I think too much. ::)))
Mucus is a broad term. In the human body, there are at least two kinds: respiratory mucus and nasal mucus. Respiratory mucus is mucus in the respiratory system (duh), excluding the nose. It's more commonly referred to as "phlegm." Nose mucus is generally referred to as "nasal mucus" or, in slang, "snot."
As a bonus, mucus that is expelled through the mouth when coughing is referred to as "sputum."

*inserts Wikipedia*
So what if I am, huh? Anyways, I work better when I'm drunk. It makes me fearless! If I see a bad guy, I'll just point my sword at him and saaaaaaaaaay, "Hey! Bad guy! You're not s'posed to be here! Go home or I'll stick you with my sword 'til you go, 'Ouch! I'm dead!' Ah-ha-ha!" Ha-ha. *hic* See? Ain't no one gonna be messin' wit' ol', Benny!

snabbott

The science of snot

Quote from: Enchantermon on March 08, 2011, 07:20:16 AM
*inserts Wikipedia*
You lose several hours of productivity. ;)

*inserts myeloperoxidase* (see above article)

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

Haids1987

Your sinus infection is cured!

*inserts my car keys*
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

Gilgamesh

you get a new car key. (no electric functions are on it)
Happy time finding the car that has the right lock.

*inserts empty can of paint*
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

snabbott

You get paint but no can. :o

*inserts cough drop*

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

Haids1987

You get a confused old man asking for his lozange.

*inserts a poltergeist*
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

icarus

you get a proton pack

*inserts boring work*
I am the lord of the underworld
member of APRETT
(Association of Patient's Rights to Eat Tasty Things)

(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <)

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world
domination

Gilgamesh

you get lazy work. :zzz:

*inserts hot chilli peppers*
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

snabbott

You get pure capsaicin! :o

*inserts pi*

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

Deloria

Pi becomes assimilates and becomes aspirated because the syllable following the Pi-syllable is also aspirated! :D

*inserts snabbott's newly created phi*
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Haids1987

You get a fraternity.

*inserts an emperor penguin*
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

Gilgamesh

you get some ice cubes

*inserts icecream*
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

snabbott


Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

Haids1987

You get the year 2011.

*inserts a fox*
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

kindofdoon


Daniel Dichter, Production/PR
daniel.dichter@postudios.com

Deloria

You get a cat wearing a top hat and monocle. :D



*inserts opera gloves*
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Haids1987

You get a phantom. :o

*inserts the moon*
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub