[Fill in the blank]'s King's Quest!

[KatieHal]

Maybe I didn't put enough sarcasm into my delivery

Oh! And then they can have a baby and name it Vallarianice! 

[Cez]

Stephanie Meyer's King's Quest 6:

Alhazred the Vampire stares at Cassima while she sleeps every night, and Alexander the Werewolf, having Imprinted on her, must find his one true love before she's turned forever into a creature of the sparkle night! Meanwhile Cassima falls on her face every five seconds, has every man in the Green Isles looking to court her, but only has eyes for her Werewolf! ...or vampire! ....or maybe both!

You forgot to mention the part where Alhazred didn't actually lock up Cassima in the tower. She did so herself to grieve over the fact that Alexander was not by her side.

[Travis-AGA]

Maybe I didn't put enough sarcasm into my delivery

Oh! And then they can have a baby and name it Vallarianice! 

Sarcasm delivered properly. I was just being silly. 

[KatieHal]

You forgot to mention the part where Alhazred didn't actually lock up Cassima in the tower. She did so herself to grieve over the fact that Alexander was not by her side.

Oh right. Because Alex was such an Adonis, and she was so unworthy, because he was so beautiful, and she was so plain, and he was amazing, and she just wasn't, but it was sad, because he was everything and she was....


okay, I think we've now beat the Stephenie Meyer horse to death, hehe.

[Rosella]

Katie, I am SO naming my first-born daughter Vallarianice.

[crayauchtin]

You are a SICK person Rosella.

[KatieHal]

Okay Rosella, but you'll have to name your son Grahamiphim, too.