Meet the Mods: Waltzdancing

[Haids1987]

I take care of some geese down the street sometimes, those guys are mean.

Funny story...

Once upon a time my dad took my brother and sister fishing when they were five and six.  This male goose comes over and starts hassling them in the boat, and my dad was getting frustrated because he was scaring all the fish away.  He takes his pole and kind of nudges the goose away, and the little sh*t grabs the pole in his beak and snaps it in half!  My dad got so pissed he grabbed the goose by the neck and flung him as far from the boat as he could (no, the goose was not hurt. )  Later on, my mom and I went down to the lake to say hi, and that same gander comes over and starts hassling us!  My dad walked over and the goose honked at him (cussing him out, I'm sure), and it waddled away with its proverbial tail between its legs.

[kindofdoon]

Lol, sounds like a scene from a Disney movie.

[Enchantermon]

Funny story...

While I'm not one for the unnecessary abuse of animals, that's hilarious (especially since the gander was unharmed)!

Lol, sounds like a scene from a Disney movie.

"The Goose that Met His Match"

[waltzdancing]

LOL. I like that story.

[Delling]

Funny story...

While I'm not one for the unnecessary abuse of animals, that's hilarious (especially since the gander was unharmed)!

...and totally asking for it.

[waltzdancing]

Geese just don't know when to quit.

[Haids1987]

Geese are scary.  I always worry for the small children feeding the ducks at the lake when a giant goose comes honking along. 

[crayauchtin]

Swans are scarier though. No way you'd ever be able to grab a swan by the neck -- it'd eat your hands.

[Enchantermon]

Swans are scarier though. No way you'd ever be able to grab a swan by the neck -- it'd eat your hands.

I like swans. Probably has something to do with Loom...but whatever. I still like them.