Author Topic: Meet the Mods: Waltzdancing  (Read 11057 times)

Offline Haids1987

  • Phoenix Groupie
  • **********
  • Posts: 7515
  • Gender: Female
    • Pinterest page
Re: Meet the Mods: Waltzdancing
« Reply #40 on: October 16, 2010, 06:44:36 PM »
I take care of some geese down the street sometimes, those guys are mean.
Funny story...

Once upon a time my dad took my brother and sister fishing when they were five and six.  This male goose comes over and starts hassling them in the boat, and my dad was getting frustrated because he was scaring all the fish away.  He takes his pole and kind of nudges the goose away, and the little sh*t grabs the pole in his beak and snaps it in half!  My dad got so pissed he grabbed the goose by the neck and flung him as far from the boat as he could (no, the goose was not hurt. :))  Later on, my mom and I went down to the lake to say hi, and that same gander comes over and starts hassling us!  My dad walked over and the goose honked at him (cussing him out, I'm sure), and it waddled away with its proverbial tail between its legs.
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

Offline kindofdoon

  • Crystal Dragon
  • ********
  • Posts: 3807
  • Gender: Male
Re: Meet the Mods: Waltzdancing
« Reply #41 on: October 16, 2010, 06:47:57 PM »
Lol, sounds like a scene from a Disney movie.

Daniel Dichter, Production/PR
daniel.dichter@postudios.com

Offline Enchantermon

  • Magical Genie
  • *******
  • Posts: 2463
  • Gender: Male
    • Hit me up on Facebook
Re: Meet the Mods: Waltzdancing
« Reply #42 on: October 16, 2010, 07:42:43 PM »
Funny story...
While I'm not one for the unnecessary abuse of animals, that's hilarious (especially since the gander was unharmed)!
Lol, sounds like a scene from a Disney movie.
"The Goose that Met His Match"
So what if I am, huh? Anyways, I work better when I'm drunk. It makes me fearless! If I see a bad guy, I'll just point my sword at him and saaaaaaaaaay, "Hey! Bad guy! You're not s'posed to be here! Go home or I'll stick you with my sword 'til you go, 'Ouch! I'm dead!' Ah-ha-ha!" Ha-ha. *hic* See? Ain't no one gonna be messin' wit' ol', Benny!

Offline waltzdancing

  • Moderator
  • Magical Genie
  • *****
  • Posts: 1757
  • Gender: Female
Re: Meet the Mods: Waltzdancing
« Reply #43 on: October 16, 2010, 08:10:09 PM »
LOL. I like that story.

Offline Delling

  • Phoenix Groupie
  • **********
  • Posts: 9160
  • Gender: Male
  • Quite.
Re: Meet the Mods: Waltzdancing
« Reply #44 on: October 27, 2010, 10:09:52 AM »
Funny story...
While I'm not one for the unnecessary abuse of animals, that's hilarious (especially since the gander was unharmed)!
...and totally asking for it. ;)
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

Offline waltzdancing

  • Moderator
  • Magical Genie
  • *****
  • Posts: 1757
  • Gender: Female
Re: Meet the Mods: Waltzdancing
« Reply #45 on: October 27, 2010, 09:08:34 PM »
Geese just don't know when to quit.

Offline Haids1987

  • Phoenix Groupie
  • **********
  • Posts: 7515
  • Gender: Female
    • Pinterest page
Re: Meet the Mods: Waltzdancing
« Reply #46 on: October 27, 2010, 10:17:05 PM »
Geese are scary.  I always worry for the small children feeding the ducks at the lake when a giant goose comes honking along.  :sweating:
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

Offline crayauchtin

  • Crystal Dragon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2726
  • Gender: Male
  • He of Many Aliases
Re: Meet the Mods: Waltzdancing
« Reply #47 on: October 28, 2010, 11:01:24 AM »
Swans are scarier though. No way you'd ever be able to grab a swan by the neck -- it'd eat your hands.
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you’re not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

Offline Enchantermon

  • Magical Genie
  • *******
  • Posts: 2463
  • Gender: Male
    • Hit me up on Facebook
Re: Meet the Mods: Waltzdancing
« Reply #48 on: October 28, 2010, 05:04:50 PM »
Swans are scarier though. No way you'd ever be able to grab a swan by the neck -- it'd eat your hands.
I like swans. Probably has something to do with Loom...but whatever. I still like them. :)
So what if I am, huh? Anyways, I work better when I'm drunk. It makes me fearless! If I see a bad guy, I'll just point my sword at him and saaaaaaaaaay, "Hey! Bad guy! You're not s'posed to be here! Go home or I'll stick you with my sword 'til you go, 'Ouch! I'm dead!' Ah-ha-ha!" Ha-ha. *hic* See? Ain't no one gonna be messin' wit' ol', Benny!
 

anything