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#40
November 24, 2010, 11:58:13 AM
Quote from: Lambonius on November 23, 2010, 02:37:13 PM
Dear Crispin,

I am 12 years old and recently I've discovered that my voice is becoming deeper and I am starting to grow hair where I previously had none.  I'm terrified I'm becoming a werewolf.  Help!

I'm afraid it sounds like lycanthropy has struck, young sir! Best of luck to you. I recommend staying in a nice, safe cage on the full moon, and avoiding silver trinkets at all costs!

Quote from: Jujuba on November 23, 2010, 04:00:28 PM
Hi, Crispin! How old are you?

Old enough to know better and to care, Jujuba! How about you? Hehe!

Baggins

#41
November 24, 2010, 12:31:08 PM Last Edit: November 25, 2010, 09:18:53 PM by Baggins
Wilco, no offense is taken. Its an easy typo to do for anyone, and in my case it was further complicated by making that post on an Iphone. Stuipd autocorrection/predictive typing.
Well, ya, King's Quest is on Earth. Daventry is very old city from a long time ago. It's in ruins now and people aren't quite sure exactly where it used to be. There are some archaeologists searching through the ruins, they think they know its Daventry. But its somewhere on Earth."-Roberta Williams http://kingsquest.wikia.com/wiki/File:Daventryisearth.ogg

crayauchtin

#42
November 25, 2010, 07:58:15 PM
Dear Crispin,

Would you like an iPhone as a gift for the holidays? I think Baggins is about ready to get rid of his. :P What holidays do you celebrate anyways?

With love,
The Phone Fairy
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

Baggins

#43
November 25, 2010, 09:12:38 PM
Me get rid of my iPhone 4? Perish the thought. Lol
Well, ya, King's Quest is on Earth. Daventry is very old city from a long time ago. It's in ruins now and people aren't quite sure exactly where it used to be. There are some archaeologists searching through the ruins, they think they know its Daventry. But its somewhere on Earth."-Roberta Williams http://kingsquest.wikia.com/wiki/File:Daventryisearth.ogg

DarkTerror

#44
December 03, 2010, 01:00:08 PM
Hello Crispin,

I was wondering what history you had with the old hag that once inhabited the forest very close to you. There's a rumor going around that when both of you were much younger and hip, she had a need, that you weren't willing to satisfy and she became this old biddy. You guys ever do stuff together? Karaoke?

LightWarrior

#45
December 25, 2010, 04:31:05 AM
Hey Crispin how's health? How are you doing in general?

-Drew Borst
Animator / Tech Artist
drew.borst@postudios.com
Phoenix Online Studios

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waltzdancing

#46
February 10, 2011, 07:48:05 PM
Crispin,

For years I have been trying to learn a second language but never could pick it up until I met this traveling salesman with a potion called "Languages in a bottle: No side effects." I took it and suddenly I knew 40 languages. However I am suddenly having this strange uncontrollable urge for pickles. Do you have a cure?

-waltz

kindofdoon

#47
February 10, 2011, 08:13:10 PM
:rofl:

Daniel Dichter, Production/PR
daniel.dichter@postudios.com

dark-daventry

#48
February 10, 2011, 08:15:08 PM
Quote from: waltzdancing on February 10, 2011, 07:48:05 PM
Crispin,

For years I have been trying to learn a second language but never could pick it up until I met this traveling salesman with a potion called "Languages in a bottle: No side effects." I took it and suddenly I knew 40 languages. However I am suddenly having this strange uncontrollable urge for pickles. Do you have a cure?

-waltz

I think Crispin may actually answer this question in the next column...
Founder of the (new) Left Handed Alliance Of Left Handed People (LHALHP)

Gay and proud of it!

Avid Adventure Game fan

waltzdancing

#49
February 10, 2011, 08:29:19 PM
Yay! I have totally learned my lesson, no more short cuts. It is all book learning from here on out.

KatieHal

#50
February 10, 2011, 08:32:55 PM
But pickles are delicious!

Katie Hallahan
~Designer, PR Director~

"Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix." Christina Baldwin

I have a blog!

waltzdancing

#51
February 10, 2011, 08:33:39 PM
Not when you keep eating them and eating them and eating them. It does horrible things to a person.  :yes:

dark-daventry

#52
February 10, 2011, 08:48:46 PM
I hate pickles... The smell alone makes me gag.
Founder of the (new) Left Handed Alliance Of Left Handed People (LHALHP)

Gay and proud of it!

Avid Adventure Game fan

nekrotrip

#53
February 20, 2011, 06:01:55 PM
Dear Crispin,

Is there marijuana in the world of Daventry?

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#54
February 20, 2011, 06:09:12 PM Last Edit: February 20, 2011, 06:14:04 PM by dark-daventry
Quote from: nekrotrip on February 20, 2011, 06:01:55 PM
Dear Crispin,

Is there marijuana in the world of Daventry?

Dear Nekrotrip,

I will get back to you on that--after I finish eating these delicious crisp cheese-flavored snacks!

-Crispin

nekrotrip

#55
February 25, 2011, 06:36:53 PM
Quote from: Ask Crispin on February 20, 2011, 06:09:12 PM
Quote from: nekrotrip on February 20, 2011, 06:01:55 PM
Dear Crispin,

Is there marijuana in the world of Daventry?

Dear Nekrotrip,

I will get back to you on that--after I finish eating this delicious crisp cheese-flavored snacks!

-Crispin

XD Why thank you oh wise wizard, that answers my question!

(Posted on: February 20, 2011, 09:14:30 PM)

Dear Crispin,

Iv'e got another question for ya: What is that contraption outside your house, really?

philthethrill

#56
September 11, 2011, 12:48:21 AM
Dear Crispin,

I have an extremely terrible affliction that is ruining my entire life. I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome. I can't enjoy food anymore without having extreme emergencies which can only be cured by long hours of solitude behind closed doors. Do you have a cure for this wretched disease? Please help me. I've had to avoid all activities that deal with food and I won't be able to attend any more banquets. Right now I'm living on dry bread and water and food that has no taste as part of a strict diet that the doctor put me on. What should I do? I cannot get married and pass down this conditon to my children, can I? My future wife, if I ever have one, would never let me hear the end of it.

Waiting to hear from you with high expectations knowing that magic will help me lead a normal life instead of one in solitude.

philthethrill

P.S. I'll have to change my name. There's nothing thrilling about my life when I'm suffering in silence.

Fierce Deity

#57
September 18, 2011, 03:36:31 PM
Dear Crispin,

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Freudian Slip - "When you say one thing, but mean your mother."

m0sh

#58
October 03, 2011, 08:02:39 PM
Yo Crisp'

Who do you think would win in a free-for-all cage match between Manannan, Mordack, Telgrin, Ravenlos, Lucreto & Shadrack?

waltzdancing

#59
October 03, 2011, 10:36:05 PM
Shadrack, because he is hardcore. He was able to knock out Alexander without even leaving his hideout. Anyone who can do that, would certainly win.
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