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The Worst Game You Ever Played!

Started by KatieHal, December 29, 2010, 10:47:12 AM

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KatieHal

Let's hear about it! What was THE worst computer or video game you ever played? Why was it so bad? And, perhaps, what would change to make it better?

Katie Hallahan
~Designer, PR Director~

"Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix." Christina Baldwin

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Baggins

Cups...

Gotta, find hte hidden ball, but the person involved is probably cheating...

HOw ot make it better? Arrest the cheater.

Luckily I wasn't playing for money or anything, LOL.
Well, ya, King's Quest is on Earth. Daventry is very old city from a long time ago. It's in ruins now and people aren't quite sure exactly where it used to be. There are some archaeologists searching through the ruins, they think they know its Daventry. But its somewhere on Earth."-Roberta Williams http://kingsquest.wikia.com/wiki/File:Daventryisearth.ogg

KatieHal

Perhaps I should've been more clear about meaning computer/video games :P

Katie Hallahan
~Designer, PR Director~

"Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix." Christina Baldwin

I have a blog!

Baggins

Possibly, most of the Back to the Future games? Thank goodness I never actually bought the NES games, they were horrible...

Telltale is the only one has done it right...
Well, ya, King's Quest is on Earth. Daventry is very old city from a long time ago. It's in ruins now and people aren't quite sure exactly where it used to be. There are some archaeologists searching through the ruins, they think they know its Daventry. But its somewhere on Earth."-Roberta Williams http://kingsquest.wikia.com/wiki/File:Daventryisearth.ogg

wilco64256

Weldon Hathaway

Baggins

I could never figure out what to do on ET game... I always had fun trying to figure what I was supposed to do, but I never played the game for more than 10 minutes  (or however long the timer was) at a time :p...

Ya, it was pretty bad.
Well, ya, King's Quest is on Earth. Daventry is very old city from a long time ago. It's in ruins now and people aren't quite sure exactly where it used to be. There are some archaeologists searching through the ruins, they think they know its Daventry. But its somewhere on Earth."-Roberta Williams http://kingsquest.wikia.com/wiki/File:Daventryisearth.ogg

Haids1987

#6
Ghosts and Goblins on NES!  It was impossible.  Literally.  I'm pretty sure it's not physically possible to beat that game, and you should earn a PhD in gaming if you can!  :bomb:

EDIT: I just youtubed the ending...apparently there IS one!  And it's a terrible ending, too--"this is all an evil plot devised by Satan!" ::)  Really?  Ugh.  The directors of this game need to be kicked.
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Blackthorne

"Fight Night" on the Atari 7800.


I got the 7800 in the mid-80's, while other kids were getting Nintendos.  The games for it were never as cool as the NES's.... Fight Night looked kinda cool from the box - there was all these colorful graphics, and the boxing moves appeared to be cartoonish and fun.  Thing was, the computer could do all these special moves that had cool animations.... but you couldn't!  You could just throw normal punches.  It stank.  I got the cartridge for my birthday one year and it was a letdown!


Bt
"You've got to keep one eye looking over your shoulder
you know it's going to get harder and harder as you
get older - but in the end you'll pack up, fly down south, hide your head in the sand.  Just another sad old man, all alone and dying of cancer." - Dogs, Pink Floyd.

Arkillian

Broken Sword was fun to play but it had the WORST ending! There's alot of games I didn't like as a kid, but most of them were because I wasn't good at playing them like Wolvenstein :(



Enchantermon

So what if I am, huh? Anyways, I work better when I'm drunk. It makes me fearless! If I see a bad guy, I'll just point my sword at him and saaaaaaaaaay, "Hey! Bad guy! You're not s'posed to be here! Go home or I'll stick you with my sword 'til you go, 'Ouch! I'm dead!' Ah-ha-ha!" Ha-ha. *hic* See? Ain't no one gonna be messin' wit' ol', Benny!

wilco64256

Quote from: Blackthorne on December 29, 2010, 03:04:35 PM
"Fight Night" on the Atari 7800.


I got the 7800 in the mid-80's, while other kids were getting Nintendos.  The games for it were never as cool as the NES's.... Fight Night looked kinda cool from the box - there was all these colorful graphics, and the boxing moves appeared to be cartoonish and fun.  Thing was, the computer could do all these special moves that had cool animations.... but you couldn't!  You could just throw normal punches.  It stank.  I got the cartridge for my birthday one year and it was a letdown!


Bt


I love this about Atari games - the box art and cartridge art always gave you the impression the game would be super fancy, but then a lot of them were just absolute crap.  There are several that are still fairly fun though.
Weldon Hathaway

Blackthorne

You know something funny?  I love ET for the Atari 2600.  It sucks, and man was it frustrating, but after a while, I kinda had fun fallin' in holes, sticking my neck out and floating and avoiding FBI agents.  Man, what a weird game.  I remember my 6 year old self playing it and being like "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?"  Much like the "Raiders of the Lost Ark" game for the 2600.  However, when I figured it out, I liked it.  It was the two controller scheme that got me.  I never read instruction manuals back in the day!


Bt
"You've got to keep one eye looking over your shoulder
you know it's going to get harder and harder as you
get older - but in the end you'll pack up, fly down south, hide your head in the sand.  Just another sad old man, all alone and dying of cancer." - Dogs, Pink Floyd.

wilco64256

My first gaming memory ever is actually courtesy of Atari - some football game that my brother wanted me to play with him when I was only five and the only way I could accomplish anything was by hiking the ball and running backward into my own endzone every time it was my turn.  That game was actually pretty bad too, just different colored squares running around chasing each other?  Ya the football games have come a long way since then...
Weldon Hathaway

FFL2and3rocks

Bill and Ted's Excellent Video Game Adventure on the NES. It's totally bogus.

LadyTerra

For me, it was A Bug's Life for the PS1.  Not only was it one of my worst Christmas memories, but I didn't even like the movie that horrible game spawned from.
I have my cake and eat it too, until it's gone.  Then I can't do either.


Aww!  You have the Sword of Hugging +3!  All of your attacks deal affectionate damage!

Jump In Well

Quote from: FFL2and3rocks on December 29, 2010, 06:41:43 PM
Bill and Ted's Excellent Video Game Adventure on the NES. It's totally bogus.

Oh man is that game is SO awful, I'm glad I only rented it all those years back. Apparently in that game, it's very dangerous to walk on grass, except in the case where it lets you walk on grass for no reason. When you start up the game, a little music diddy will play for a couple of seconds and never again, leaving you to play the rest of the game in horrible, agonizing silence. Not to mention how you have to pretty much hold your controller diagonally to make sense of how to move around.

>Jump In Well :D

Enchantermon

Quote from: LadyTerra on December 29, 2010, 07:37:43 PMFor me, it was A Bug's Life for the PS1.  Not only was it one of my worst Christmas memories, but I didn't even like the movie that horrible game spawned from.
I thought A Bug's Life was pretty good.

The movie, not the game. :P
So what if I am, huh? Anyways, I work better when I'm drunk. It makes me fearless! If I see a bad guy, I'll just point my sword at him and saaaaaaaaaay, "Hey! Bad guy! You're not s'posed to be here! Go home or I'll stick you with my sword 'til you go, 'Ouch! I'm dead!' Ah-ha-ha!" Ha-ha. *hic* See? Ain't no one gonna be messin' wit' ol', Benny!

Arkillian

Quote from: wilco64256 on December 29, 2010, 06:08:03 PM
My first gaming memory ever is actually courtesy of Atari

I love this forum. People here have played on computers older than an XT- I feel like you all understand me  :sweetheart:



LadyTerra

Quote from: Enchantermon on December 29, 2010, 08:02:51 PM
Quote from: LadyTerra on December 29, 2010, 07:37:43 PMFor me, it was A Bug's Life for the PS1.  Not only was it one of my worst Christmas memories, but I didn't even like the movie that horrible game spawned from.
I thought A Bug's Life was pretty good.

The movie, not the game. :P

I just couldn't get into it when I saw it.  The whole joke about the ladybug being a man was funny, but that was the only thing redeemable about that movie (though I will admit my biggest problem was how annoying Dot was).
I have my cake and eat it too, until it's gone.  Then I can't do either.


Aww!  You have the Sword of Hugging +3!  All of your attacks deal affectionate damage!

Ravager

The worst game I ever played is Wrath of the Demon. The game is nothing but scrappy levels. Enemies rush you so fast left and right that you can't possibly react in time. You practically need to memorize every inch of every levels. Worse, you lose the ability to use your sword as your progress, despite the fact that you still carrying it with you. You get unlimited retries, but it's not enough to save this game from the bottom of the barrel.
IRENICUS: Once my thirst for power was everything. And now I hunger only for revenge. And... I... Will... HAVE IT!!