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Started by Jafar, August 14, 2005, 07:21:17 AM

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How would YOU take over the world?

I'd create a robot army with my mad scientist skills! :suffer:
2 (8.3%)
I'd kidnap the princess and demand rulership of the world! :sneaky:
0 (0%)
I'd be the one SAVING the world from the threat of evil! ;D
7 (29.2%)
Mind control would be the easiest way! :D
2 (8.3%)
I'd threaten to destroy the world with my laser cannon! >:(
1 (4.2%)
Are you pondering what I'm pondering? :pokerface:
2 (8.3%)
Other (Please specify)
10 (41.7%)

Total Members Voted: 24

Deloria

Definitely China, it'll keep them from spreading communism. After that you might want to kill all the inhabitants of the world except for various animals and the forum members. But definitely kill the suffer smiley!
 
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telepathic_cat

*Sends troops into Russia and China and uses newly-learned Fuzzle magic (thanks racx_00) to make them invinsible!*

*Creates rocket ship for Gilgamesh using his best scientists*

*Kills the suffer smiley  ;-D*
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Deloria

Thank you!  ;D I am forever in your debt and am yours to do your bidding great ruler! (am I laying it thick enough? :P)
 
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telepathic_cat

*Bakes a batch of cookies and gives 42 of them to Deloria*

What country next?
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Deloria

#64
How about Turkey? :P
 
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telepathic_cat

OK, so we new control Turkey, Russia and China!

Next, Kazakhstan!  That's four countries in one day!
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Deloria

That's pretty good. But we have to count on some aliances, like England and Spain so we have to pick those off soon aswell. Then there's Japan who always has the best technology so they're going to have to go. Basically you need to look at it from a diplomatic point of view. We also need to pick off Korea, because they have atomic weapons (which can't harm us in cyberspace :P ) but we could use them...!!! :yes:
 
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Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Jafar

Hold it right there! Your reign of terror is over! If there's anything I've learned from heroic monolouges, it's that the world can never be united under one person or animal's rule, because it belongs to EVERYONE! :P
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Deloria

But cats are much bigger than people or animals...they're GODS.
 
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Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Jafar

Only to the crazy people of yesteryear. :P
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Rosella

Quote from: telepathic_cat on December 22, 2005, 10:47:19 AM
*Sends troops into Russia and China and uses newly-learned Fuzzle magic (thanks racx_00) to make them invinsible!*

ExCUSE ME!!?? JASON'S fuzzle powers!? *snap-thing* *uses magical fuzzle powers of DEWM to take away T_C's forces*

My cousin's Chinese!
I'm a princess even if my kingdom is pixelated.

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racx_00

Quote from: Rosella on December 22, 2005, 04:10:47 PM
Quote from: telepathic_cat on December 22, 2005, 10:47:19 AM
*Sends troops into Russia and China and uses newly-learned Fuzzle magic (thanks racx_00) to make them invinsible!*

ExCUSE ME!!?? JASON'S fuzzle powers!? *snap-thing* *uses magical fuzzle powers of DEWM to take away T_C's forces*
Yeah if you're going to use fuzzle powers, you're gonna have to say Kelsey's super hyper fuzzle powers TM. From now on anyway :P
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Deloria

Quote from: Rosella on December 22, 2005, 04:10:47 PM
Quote from: telepathic_cat on December 22, 2005, 10:47:19 AM
*Sends troops into Russia and China and uses newly-learned Fuzzle magic (thanks racx_00) to make them invinsible!*

ExCUSE ME!!?? JASON'S fuzzle powers!? *snap-thing* *uses magical fuzzle powers of DEWM to take away T_C's forces*

My cousin's Chinese!

Now give back TC's fuzzle powers since we're just talking about taking over the world and not actually doing it. Yesterday I was thinking about what could happen if WWIII would occur, and it'as the same thing so long as ou don't *actually* do it, you're entitled to say or think whatever you want provided there's no law against it.
 
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Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Gilgamesh

1 * Forces the world to surender or will pour goatmilk all over the world *
They will drown if I do it.
ha, ha, ha, ha

2 * offers to save the world by stopping this evil, reward world domination!! *

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Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

Rosella

Quote*Sends troops into Russia and China and uses newly-learned Fuzzle magic (thanks racx_00) to make them invinsible!*

That is clearly ACTUALLY sending troops. ;P
I'm a princess even if my kingdom is pixelated.

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Deloria

What troops? You can hardly send them if you don't have them  :P
 
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Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Pacman928

*takes over the world before anyone else can post*  *puts all people threatening to take over the worl into orbit*

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telepathic_cat

*Doesn't think that people should take this so literally*
BRING BACK CHAMBAH!!!!

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Pacman928

*gets overthrown by a pink marshmellow*  XD

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Rosella

I'm a princess even if my kingdom is pixelated.

Official Comfort Counselor of the TSL Asylum © ;D

It's funny how you find you enjoy your life when you're happy to be alive.