Blame the other!!

[Deloria]

Yonkey! Complain to LN!

[Gilgamesh]

Deloria, you made me lose my concentration, and I can't find it anywhere.

[telepathic_cat]

Gilgamesh (can I call you Gilga?(SUGAR RUSH MWAAHAHA!)), you told me that the grass is greener on the other side.  That's why I've been gone for months.

[Rosella]

T_C, you call your cat fat. You haven't seen a REAL fat cat!

[Deloria]

Rosella! My cat is so obese, she can't even fit throught the cat flap! What do you know of fat cats?

[Rosella]

Deloria! We tried to buy a cat flap, but Biscuit could barely fit his HEAD through. I KNOW of fat cats.

[Deloria]

Rosella! You feed your cat too much! That's practically animal abuse!

[Rosella]

Deloria! We feed Biscuit just as much as we feed Spot, and he's hardly obese.

[Deloria]

Rosella! Don't you see he's only trying to live up to his name?!

[Rosella]

Deloria, he was named that because he's Biscuit COLORED!

[Deloria]

Rosella! You never told me that!

[Rosella]

Well Deloria, maybe if you would've ASKED before making pointless accusations...

[Deloria]

Well, Rosella mabye if you hadn't insisted on saying your cat was fat, it wouldn't have come to this!
(Furthermore, I wanted to blame you for something else, but I decided not to)

[Rosella]

Deloria, now I'm curious of what else you were going to blame me for!

[Yonkey]

Rosella, curiosity killed the cat, not obesity!

[Rosella]

Neil! How dare you threaten Spot!?

[Yonkey]

Spot threatened me first using the Jedi mind trick you taught him!

[Rosella]

You know that Jafar taught him those ebil ways, not me!

[Yonkey]

How could you bring up Jafar at a time like this when he's too busy surfing!

[Jafar]

Yonkey, you won't let the poor newbie become an Administrator!