How to be a Good Spammer

Jafar · January 09, 2006, 06:29:57 PM

No it's not, and doesn't SPAM stand for Sickening Pork And Metal, the ingredients?

Pacman928 · January 09, 2006, 06:38:17 PM

has anyone ever read the ingredients for spam?

Gilgamesh · January 10, 2006, 01:53:50 AM

I think it was:
bled many words together in a thread and post it.
use the words that are left over in another thread and so you post a lot.

Rosella · January 10, 2006, 02:27:39 PM

Salt.

Only salt.

awesomeasapossum · January 10, 2006, 02:38:09 PM

Yum Yum YUm! GOOOOOOO SALT! Hey guys you can e-mail the salt at SALTYSPAM782934@Spamain'tyummy.net

Yonkey · January 10, 2006, 03:34:11 PM

*spams salty spam*

copycat · February 22, 2006, 02:51:05 PM

Quote from: koko_99_2001 on January 05, 2006, 02:43:56 PMDon't talk to me about being old, Mister.
*views his profile*
Oh

Pfwah!

Quote from: Rosella on January 05, 2006, 02:54:04 PMGosh, 25, that's almost ancient.

Hey!

Many moons ago I occasionaly pulled a CC, but outright spamming has always been beyond my capabilities.

Pacman928 · March 19, 2006, 08:41:24 AM

spamming is like riding a bike. you can't ever forget it.

Gilgamesh · March 19, 2006, 09:29:17 AM

Quote from: Pacman928 on March 19, 2006, 08:41:24 AM
spamming is like riding a bike. you can't ever forget it.

But you can forget to spam a lot some day.

Pacman928 · March 19, 2006, 10:38:12 AM

but you can't ever forget how.

Deloria · March 20, 2006, 01:51:40 PM

Quote from: Pacman928 on January 09, 2006, 06:38:17 PM
has anyone ever read the ingredients for spam?

No. Just the ingredients for Spork...

Pacman928 · March 20, 2006, 06:25:08 PM

isn't a spork a thing that you eat with?

Deloria · October 13, 2006, 02:26:46 PM

Okay "spork" was a reference to something in an adventure game.

And I'm reviving this because I think I hath somewhat achieved spamming.

Petra Rocks · October 13, 2006, 02:27:31 PM

*takes lessons*

Deloria · October 13, 2006, 04:58:32 PM

Pacman, once the person with the highest PPD, wouldst thou teach me the auncient art of spamming?

Louisiana Night · October 13, 2006, 07:07:38 PM

Rule#1 about being a "good" spammer:
Don't revive a lot of random threads without reason, it ticks off the mods(who will then lower your postcount by deleting posts).

Deloria · October 14, 2006, 04:12:13 AM

*makes sure this thread doesn't get past page 2 in Haven*

Quote from: Louisiana Night on October 13, 2006, 07:07:38 PM
Rule#1 about being a "good" spammer:
Don't revive a lot of random threads without reason, it ticks off the mods(who will then lower your postcount by deleting posts).

I already apologized for this.

So, where are Jason and Michael?

*still wants lessons*

Jafar · October 14, 2006, 05:04:43 AM

No more training do you require.

Deloria · October 14, 2006, 10:22:14 AM

Quote from: Jafar on October 14, 2006, 05:04:43 AM
No more training do you require.

That's another one of the nicest compliments I've ever received.

Pacman928 · October 14, 2006, 02:47:19 PM

deloria. first, thatll be......$25.99 without tax.

spamming is an art. and like all arts, spamming takes practice. if you dont have the time say so now.

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