Useless Conversation Thread

[ShinyKnight]

Um, whichever answer won't cause you to wake up in a cold sweat, I guess.. *glomps onto the nearest sentient being*

[ShinyKnight]

And if she happens to read this, I you, sweetie! *smacks Say with a freshly cooked turkey* Speaking of useless...

[Jeysie]

Waking up in a sweat? Hmm. There was the time I dreamt... no, wait, I can't say that one in public. OK, so there was the dream where... no, I can't say that one either. Well, hmm, how about... no, won't work. Damn.

... wait, that was *cold* sweat, like, a *bad* thing. Oh. I'll need to think about that one.

Peace & Luv, Liz

[J-ROC]

I don't wake up in sweats.

I just have wet dreams.

They usually involve Say, whipped cream, strawberries, a herd of sheep, and a high school marching band.

[ShinyKnight]

James, my good man, you really need to think outside of the flocks, okay?

[Questing Character]

So, let me get this straight, James....
IMing Say (when she's dressed in a strawberry costume) while herding sheep into pools of whipped cream makes you sweat...if there's a high school marching band playing music in the background?  I've heard of some weird fetishes but that's just bizarre!

[ShinyKnight]

No, no, no... "This one time, at band camp, I stuck a sheep in my..." Er, on second thought, I don't want to continue down that mental highway. *goes back to dreaming of feeding Say strawberries instead*

[Questing Character]

Okay, first of all: EWWWW.  Second of all, is it even possible for a sheep to fit?  And third of all, how do you get Say, whipped cream and strawberries into that?  And fourthly....does it creep out anyone else that I am putting this much thought into this? >tries to slowly step away from self<

[Questing Character]

  There's syrup?? O_o This gets stranger all the time.  Maybe I should just try to untangle myself from the balloons tied around me feet from like...the last page of this thread, and pretend I never saw James' post.  Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea!

[InvertedSilence]

Hey hey , I think you guys are totally taking this the wrong way, it's obvious that she was sticking the sheep in his sheep barn.

...Somehow that doesn't sound any better...
...Worse actually.

[J-ROC]

The fact that you kids can't take my joking fantasies and jokes of wet dreams only proves one thing:

You are all WEAK. (except Jeysie, cuz I know she probably giggled.)




(And it only goes to prove that you don't have the ability to handle my real fantasies...not that you would want to know...anyway..I can only assure you that livestock is NOT involved....no guarantees on Say, strawberries, or whipped cream. )

[Jeysie]

I was entertained... mainly by attempting to concoct a mental image of that combination.

My own fantasies actually tend to be weird in a geeky/nerdy sense, rather than a kinky or freaky sense.

Peace & Luv, Liz

[GunHoMac]

bring out the 2006 parade...unless you want fractals loose all over the screen everytime you click on *examine object*

[B'rrr]

hmmm...  

weird.... just weird  

[J-ROC]

I was entertained... mainly by attempting to concoct a mental image of that combination.

My own fantasies actually tend to be weird in a geeky/nerdy sense, rather than a kinky or freaky sense.

Peace & Luv, Liz

I'm glad you were entertained...that was the idea...create such a bizarre image that it SHOULD be funny.

As for my real fantasies, I don't feel it's an appropriate conversation for this forum.  When will you be on MSN next, Liz?!

[Jeysie]

As for my real fantasies, I don't feel it's an appropriate conversation for this forum.  When will you be on MSN next, Liz?!

Hee! As soon as I stop futzing around long enough to get work done and have free time to talk again.

I wouldn't want to talk about my fantasies in public either... mostly because they're so dorky you'd all laugh. (I mean, what would you expect to hear from a girl who finds top hats, suspenders, glasses, and lab coats to be sexy? )

Peace & Luv, Liz

[Jeysie]

Only if I get to be Janine! (Although I admit I'm more familiar with the (original!) cartoon than with the movies...)

Peace & Luv, Liz

[Questing Character]

Really?  That's odd, I haven't been on MSN much either, my computer has decided it doesn't like MSN very much.  Either MSN crashes, or the computer gives me a blue screen of death almost every time I use it lately.   One of these days, I'm going to find some way of punishing my computer for doing things like that.....

[Questing Character]

Okay, now, it's official.

I'm lost.  Who, what, where, when, how, and especially WHY? O_o

[Questing Character]

Actually, it all makes sense now.  Thankees!  But that was a useful post!  Shame Jeysie, shame!