Virtual Food Fight!

[Delling]

*gathers a force of Boston Cream Pie archers*
*Boston Cream Pie  archers fire a volley of arrows towards tessy's postion whilst the Key Lime Pie warriors march steadily inland*

My Pie Army grows! Forward! Forward! Mwahahaha!

[racx_00]

*Eats the Key Lime Pie warriors* Wow! They taste pretty good!
*throws ice cream cone at Gilgamesh's head*

[Gilgamesh]

* Runs in circles as the ice cream's getting closer *
* duck, jump, dive, drop *
* throws peanuts at everyone *

[tessspoon]

*runs behind the cliff, avoiding the arrows*
*reappears leading a band of chocolate graham cracker soldiers*
*grabs nearest chocolate graham cracker soldier and uses it as shield against the incoming peanuts*

Charge!!!!

*charges forward toward the Boston Cream Pie archers*

[Delling]

Ach! My key lime pie army's been eaten! Now, my positions being charged! Fallback! Call in reinforcements! More Key Lime Pie warriors! Chocolate Meringue artillery! Ice Cream Pie infantry! Cherry Pie medics! Apple Pie air forces! All pie forces gather at the Pie Fortress--which is itself, of course, a gigantic Chess pie!

[tessspoon]

*takes out the archers before they can fall back*
*retreats a little to gather more forces*
Fluffy Marshmallows! Giant Chocolate Bars! Crunchy Graham Crackers! Form my S'more army! Get ready to storm the Pie Fortress!

[restamper]

*gathers large pile of zucchinis and begins to chuck them at Delling*
*collects rock hard fruit cakes and begins loading them into chocolate cannons*

[tessspoon]

Forward!
*Begins to lead S'more army toward the pie fortress*
*clashes with ice cream pie infantry*
Keep at it! Fire the fruit cakes!

[Delling]

*darts back and forth on the pie crust ramparts of his fortress giving orders and dodging zucchinis*

Chocolate Meringue tanks! Out flank them!
Apple Pie air force! Begin the pie filling bombings!
Blue Berry Pie bombadiers, throw blue berry grenades!

[tessspoon]

Ach!
*watches as S'more army is defeated*
I shall be back with an even greater army! You haven't seen the last of me!
*laughs evilly*

[Oldbushie]

*unleashes his army of sentient mashed potatoes*

[Gilgamesh]

* gets a hammer and starts smashing the potatoes *

* makes chips out of the potatoes and throws them at everyone *

[tessspoon]

*catches thrown chips and crumbles them*
*uses potato chip crumbs to make one giant potato chip*

March, my beautiful creation! March on the fortress!

[Delling]

Your giant potatoe chip is no match for my Apple Pie airforce! Their pie filling bombing is more like apple napalm of sweet death!

Just in case... redouble our chocolate meringue tanks! Ready the Pecan Pie special forces, and Mince Meat Pie marksmen, move out!

[tessspoon]

Haha! My giant potato chip was simply a diversion! My granola bar infantry and rice cake cavalry have now flanked your castle, cutting off your supply lines!

[Delling]

HA! My Pecan forces are coming in from abroad! (After all, I have to bring them in from the South.) Your forces will soon be pincered between my fortress's already considerable Pie Army and the Pecan Pie special forces! My air force can riddle your granola forces with Apple-filling-napalm!

Attack!
*the chocolate meringue tanks roll forward interpolated with various kinds of Pie infantry*
*Apple Pie airforce strafes the granola and rice cake forces*

Mwahahaha! <-me cackling as food casualties mount up on both sides!

[Gilgamesh]

* gets on higher ground and creates a milky tidalwave *

[Oldbushie]

*unleashes an army of sentient zucchini that constantly increase in number*

[tessspoon]

*watches as the rest of the granola bar and rice cake army is washed away by the tidal wave*
*brainwashes OB's sentient-and-constantly-increasing zucchini to her side*
Attack!!!
*charges the castle once more, quickly destroying the pie army and the pecan pie special forces*

[Delling]

CALLS WARCRIME ON TESS! My armies were just as damaged by the tidal wave as yours! *thinks there should have been a Milky Disaster Truce*

THAT'S IT! I'm out of here! *Chess Pie fortress shakes off its earthly bonds and flies*

Yeah, it's not quite a flying saucer, but considering the pie is my only food supply, it will be by the time I have to come back for more food.