Virtual Food Fight!

[Deloria]

*looks around for somewhere to hide before any random object hits her*

[Petra Rocks]

*Gives the Queene piece of flat bread as a shield* 

[Deloria]

*Thanks Petra Rocks*

Remember, taking up arms against one's liege is an act of treason. *isn't sure that makes her any safer...*

EDIT: I finally stopped being lazy enough to correct the "liege" typo post, it's about one month late, but who cares?

[Delling]

*grabs flatbread and a bagette*

Breadians, protect the queen!

*throws fruit at attackers as he falls back to Deloria*

[Deloria]

*is too tired and lazy to correct the typo in her last post*

Everyone here has fulfilled their patriotic duty admirably, thank you for spamming.

*is protected and thus finds herself a way out of the thread whilst not being attacked by a nearby poster throwing around brussel sprouts*

[Petra Rocks]

*leaps to defend Queen from orge* Charrrrge!! *Sees ogres pie*  I mean, ruuunnnnn!!!

Lame comedy, at your service milady. 

[Delling]

*Releases a herd of candy goats*

Quick no one will come near you with these goats around!

[Petra Rocks]

*Smears potato bread on something random* 

[Delling]

*mounts candy goat, grabs a baguette and wields it like a sword*

*brandishes baguette*
Charge my candy goat minions and marshmallow warriors!

*charges into the vile forces of licorice and left-over meatloaf*

[Pacman928]

*summons vitamin warriors from the deep*
attack!!
*attacks the tree of goatmeat*

[Gilgamesh]

* appletree-attack!! *

[Delling]

Raisins! To the front lines!

Everyone else, FALLBACK to Candy Mountain Cave!

... no... ...not you unicorn marshmallow peeps... and eat your kidney beans! 

[Pacman928]

  OMG!! PEEPS!!  *eats the peeps except one*  i think ill call you...mr unicorn. 

[Gilgamesh]

* Puts syrup on his pancakes *
* Throws them like a frisbee to the nearest person *

[Farquhar]

*SPLAT!*

*Slingshots baked potatoes at Gilgamesh*

Take that Pancake man! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!!

[Pacman928]

*rides mr unicorn to the post pack**increases post count*

*grabs a french fry lance and charges at delling*

[Delling]

*brandishes baguette and raises a pie-shield*
*charges on his candy goat*

[Gilgamesh]

* trows whit green jellypudding at everyone *

[Deloria]

*grabs a french fry lance and charges at delling*

All my peers are automatically under my protection. Don't even try that.

[Jafar]

Try it, Michael! Try it!