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Offline Deloria

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Re: Virtual Food Fight!
« Reply #1040 on: July 13, 2007, 08:23:01 AM »
*goes to hide behind a giant soda can and from there, pelts random people (none of whom are peers) with egg-whites*
 
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Re: Virtual Food Fight!
« Reply #1041 on: July 13, 2007, 03:52:30 PM »
*eyes the confectioner's pot* It's ready! *releases gigantic, molten candy monstrosity upon the battlefield* (For the sake of argument, let's say it's a gigantic oozing chimera.)
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Re: Virtual Food Fight!
« Reply #1042 on: July 13, 2007, 06:36:17 PM »
Gah!
*gets stuck to ground by oozing chimera*
Gaher!
*trys to lift some up to throw and gets hands stuck, too*
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Re: Virtual Food Fight!
« Reply #1043 on: September 04, 2007, 11:53:22 AM »
*uses his power-ham on passersby. :P*

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Re: Virtual Food Fight!
« Reply #1044 on: September 04, 2007, 02:28:59 PM »
*digs a pit*
*fills pit with milk*
*puts many piranha-goldfish in pit*
*covers with sticks and leaves*
*walks away whistling loudly*

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Re: Virtual Food Fight!
« Reply #1045 on: January 01, 2008, 06:31:53 AM »
*throws a mutton into the now-uncovered pit*
 
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Re: Virtual Food Fight!
« Reply #1046 on: January 01, 2008, 09:42:06 AM »
*hides from own monstrosity as the chimera runs down people on the field*

*also hides from eggs...*

*chimera gets hit by egg but keeps going*
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Re: Virtual Food Fight!
« Reply #1047 on: January 10, 2008, 11:13:28 AM »
*enjoys the spectacle of Delling's chimera eating and running everything down and being generally vicious and is reminded of a certain kitty* ::)
 
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Re: Virtual Food Fight!
« Reply #1048 on: January 10, 2008, 04:27:20 PM »
*fires wads of nougat at the chocolate birds from the safety of a Jolly Rancher tank*

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Re: Virtual Food Fight!
« Reply #1049 on: January 11, 2008, 04:55:38 AM »
*Rides a cookie boat across the piranha-goldfish infested pit of milk. Cookie gets soggy and starts to sink..* Yikes!
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Re: Virtual Food Fight!
« Reply #1050 on: January 11, 2008, 04:58:48 AM »
*starts throwing cheeses that smell the worst*
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Re: Virtual Food Fight!
« Reply #1051 on: January 12, 2008, 03:22:26 PM »
Haha! All cheeses smell good!
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*gives everyone glasses of milk then tells them funny jokes so it sprays out their noses*
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Re: Virtual Food Fight!
« Reply #1052 on: January 17, 2008, 06:45:37 PM »
The jetties of nasal milk  :X are pummeling my chimera!

*poor chimera dissolves and is generally washed away by milk*
*builds a memorial to it out of marmite, the longest lasting food in the world, on the spot where the chimera last stood*

*ponders the destructive power of a flock of red cinammon-flavored dragon peeps*  :sneaky:
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Re: Virtual Food Fight!
« Reply #1053 on: January 18, 2008, 08:42:25 AM »
*doinks everyone on the head with oranges*

..  Well, you weren't expecting me to use MANGOES were you?  Besides..  there was an orange-mango rebellion a few years back.  This is payback time.
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Re: Virtual Food Fight!
« Reply #1054 on: January 19, 2008, 07:31:26 AM »
*ices bump on head and glares at the orange*
*Takes orange and carves a panda bear into it  :)*
*Chucks panda-orange back at MangoMercury*
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Re: Virtual Food Fight!
« Reply #1055 on: January 20, 2008, 12:09:43 AM »
*revives from being knocked out by a stray orange*
*finishes knocking down the chocolate birds*
*switches over to converted flame-thrower and starts sending sprays of applesauce toward MangoMercury*

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Re: Virtual Food Fight!
« Reply #1056 on: January 20, 2008, 04:16:45 AM »
*builds an igloo out of sugar cubes and hides inside*
 
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Re: Virtual Food Fight!
« Reply #1057 on: January 20, 2008, 09:16:16 AM »
APPLE SAUCE AND PANDA ORANGES??!

This isn't FAIR!

*hides in Delorikins' sugar igloo*
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Re: Virtual Food Fight!
« Reply #1058 on: January 20, 2008, 02:58:33 PM »
*uses a chocolate bird as a carrier pidgin, which then brings her random foodstuffs with which she proceeds to pelt random people, all in the name of randomness*
 
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Re: Virtual Food Fight!
« Reply #1059 on: January 22, 2008, 09:24:50 AM »
*starts throwing  :suffer: -cookies! *
Let the suffering start! :suffer:
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