Yes, we can be the four wise sages who simply cannot ignore the troll and feel a desperate need to modify all his posts. 
And at least two of us could!

Mod edit by darthkiwi: good point

Mod edit edit by snabbott: Oh, that makes three of us. I wasn't sure if you had mod powers or not.
(Obviously, editing my own post doesn't require mod powers. I just wanted to say "Mod edit edit."

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