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Started by Raforever, May 29, 2005, 04:03:07 PM

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Pacman928

hey!! im the lawyer i have to say it. :P

closing statement:
"it" *points to post before*

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Ohh, you're the lawyer!  I thought you were just the dude whose face got attacked by the bear. ;P
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icarus

#842
then here is the story from mr teddy
okay it's right you've sold him but does that make you less guilty?
You sold him to some kids and after some years they didn't want him either. The one day even used him as an astronaut by using firecrackers. You sold mr teddy to those kids.
mr teddy hugs so aggressive because in those years he had no hugs at all. He doesn't know how to hug properly.
In the past you where the one that gave him hugs. Now at the time he needs you the most, you don't want to know him.
It was wrong that he hugged you that aggressively but how would you feel if you never had a single hug in the past decade?


EDIT (By Yonkey): Removed quote tag, fixed spelling and some grammar. :P
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Quote from: copycat on November 23, 2006, 04:04:08 PM
Quote from: Deloria on November 23, 2006, 02:43:03 PMI hereby accuse the majority of active forumers, of the same. ::)
This semi-active forumer denies all accusations. :pleased:
Forgive me, I didn't mean to imply you were among the ones insane enough to actually think of taking over the world.  :-\
 
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Well, I think Professor Plum did it. Er, wait. This isn't the Clue thread? ???
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Pacman928

he DID do it!! in the hall with the candlestick!!

how can you kill someone with a candlestick?

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I sue CC for hurting FIREANTS!!! :o
Kicking them out of the asylum is sure cruel.  :yes:
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Quote from: Pacman928 on November 25, 2006, 12:14:35 PM
he DID do it!! in the hall with the candlestick!!

how can you kill someone with a candlestick?
If it were a thick enough candlestick, I suppose you could whack them over the head with it a few hundred times and get a result. ::)

He's the judge. :-\ I don't think that can work. Besides, Fannatics get immunity.
 
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Quote from: Pacman928 on November 25, 2006, 12:14:35 PM
he DID do it!! in the hall with the candlestick!!

how can you kill someone with a candlestick?
Jam it into there eye socket hard and fast?

Did I go to far? XD
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Quote from: icarus on November 24, 2006, 09:27:14 AM
then here is the story from mr teddy
okay it's right you've sold him but does that make you less guilty?
You sold him to some kids and after some years they didn't want him either. The one day even used him as an astronaut by using firecrackers. You sold mr teddy to those kids.
mr teddy hugs so aggressive because in those years he had no hugs at all. He doesn't know how to hug properly.
In the past you where the one that gave him hugs. Now at the time he needs you the most, you don't want to know him.
It was wrong that he hugged you that aggressively but how would you feel if you never had a single hug in the past decade?


EDIT (By Yonkey): Removed quote tag, fixed spelling and some grammar. :P
Objection, Your Honor! Mr. Teddy's defense has been tampered with! :P
 
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Quote from: Deloria on November 26, 2006, 12:02:46 PM
Objection, Your Honor! Mr. Teddy's defense has been tampered with! :P
LOL I just fixed some minor tag & spelling mistakes, the rest is the same. :P
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 Icarus, does your argument look different to you now? ;P
 
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Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 25, 2006, 12:30:52 PMI sue CC for hurting FIREANTS!!! :o
Kicking them out of the asylum is sure cruel.  :yes:
The Court has received a statement from CC about this matter which states:
'a) No fire-ants were harmed in their evacuation from the Asylum.
b) Fire-ants don't belong in buildings, they're far much better suited to outdoor conditions so what you consider cruel is what I consider an improvement.' end of statement


Quote from: Deloria on November 26, 2006, 01:43:29 PMIcarus, does your argument look different to you now? ;P
The Court awaits a statement from Mr. Teddy's lawyer before it will start considering both party's statements in the President (of the Court)'s office. Please bear in mind deliberation this may take some time.
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icarus

Well in the previous post it sounded more like mr teddy would say. But for this one time I let you go whit it that there are no serious things altered.
(and don't think I will think milder of you now you fixed the spelling and grammer errors. I still think you're guilty)
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*hugs mr teddy*  all he wants is a hug *gets strangled and dies*

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Quote from: Pacman928 on November 27, 2006, 03:53:37 PM*hugs mr teddy*  all he wants is a hug *gets strangled and dies*
*performs CPR (?) and revives pacman* Phew! 8)
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Your Honor, clearly this animal needs to be caged immediately! >:( (The bear, not Pacman :P)
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But surely with enough time and determination a teddy bear could squeeze through the bars of a cage to wreak havoc once again! :P

A box would be more suitable, don't you think?

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icarus

your all big meanies. All he wants is to hug and whit the proper training he will be able to softly hug people
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Why don't you find another teddy which he could play whit.
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