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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2006, 08:46:21 PM »
Ye knave!  Didst thou not read the posts previous?  Verily, I say unto thee, thou shouldst use thy schooling and thy native talents, for thou art capable of greater perception.

Afore me, I beg your pardon, good Pacman, for I speak only in jest.  I think it not presumptuous to say that our good sovereign Lady Deloria would instruct you to speak and write as best as you can in Elde English if you desire to stay.
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2006, 12:54:57 AM »
I greet thee your majesty Deloria! I have ridden the length and breadth of the land, since the snows of winter covered thy kingdom, in hopes to join thou as a servant in thy court. I am Farquhar, noble knight, traveling from the relatively unknown lands of Fharrin.

*Draws sword, and kneels.*

Here do I swear fealty and service to thy kingdom, in peace or war, in living or dying. From this hour henceforth, until my queen release me, or death take me.

Dost thou accept my service?
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2006, 05:05:32 AM »
*aproaches lady deloria's castle*  lady deloria.  *gets off of horse* i am the wizard merlin of the kingdom of fantasia.  i cometh with a quest.  i must seek for the holy gail.  i needeth your assistance on this quest.  if you decideth to help me, i will be eternally in your debt.
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2006, 05:15:31 AM »
Do not partake in his quest! He is an insuranse salesman who hath cleverly disguised his image! :o :P
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2006, 11:18:45 AM »
I greet thee your majesty Deloria! I have ridden the length and breadth of the land, since the snows of winter covered thy kingdom, in hopes to join thou as a servant in thy court. I am Farquhar, noble knight, traveling from the relatively unknown lands of Fharrin.

*Draws sword, and kneels.*

Here do I swear fealty and service to thy kingdom, in peace or war, in living or dying. From this hour henceforth, until my queen release me, or death take me.

Dost thou accept my service?


Thy queen accepts. We are a flutter with thanks and good grace to thee, noble knight.  And We accept thy service with the same grace it was given. We must caution thee however, to not leave the kingdom for long at times; Mercenaries are a plenty.

*aproaches lady deloria's castle*  lady deloria.  *gets off of horse* i am the wizard merlin of the kingdom of fantasia.  i cometh with a quest.  i must seek for the holy gail.  i needeth your assistance on this quest.  if you decideth to help me, i will be eternally in your debt.

Thou hasth me at an advantage, young squire, for Merlin has been dead many yeares, the holy gail hath been found six centuries hence and for whence could thee possibly need our assistance?

Do not partake in his quest! He is an insuranse salesman who hath cleverly disguised his image! :o :P

But of course he be! For what other ploy could he employ, were he not one of Volhaul's? ::) :P
 
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2006, 01:06:50 PM »
Thou coward, Vohaul is! Lady Deloria, I offer thine assistance to thee, for any such quest you so desireth. Milady, I ameth in youreth powereth. (Did I use too much "eths"? I think I dideth...)

Felisha is a vial witch, she is. She is a vial creature, and thine are very couargous to stand to such a vial creature. Deloria, Milady, I am your knight, your servant, your golf ball cleaner. Whatever you desireth me to beeth, I shall, milady! (Just think of me as a Substitute teacher that fills in almost every posistion imaginable, except that I'm not a sub!) I am forever in thine debt, kind Queen of thine noble kingdom! :P
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #26 on: March 07, 2006, 02:08:44 PM »
I thanketh thee for putting thyself at mine assistance in whatever I may need of thou.
Indeed, he may be a coward. We have a quest for thee. Ride forth at sunrise at set out to find the one man that has before defeated Volhaul, Roger Wilco! We understand that he is currently occupied with the production of Space Quest 7, but mayhap thou could persuade him to kill off one last insurance salesman, first!
 
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #27 on: March 07, 2006, 03:10:14 PM »
Aye, the goode Roger Wilco, Knight of the Stars!  What the man lacks in wit, he makes up for in Valour and faire Countenance.  By my fay, friende, you shall find a strong Ally in Wilco indeed.  And, if perchance you find this Wilco in a state of goode humour, do grant me a small favour by giving me audience with him.

Ah, I do forget meself.  Goode folke, I entreateth thee to come forth and assist thy Baroness in her quest for Royale Merriment!  I cannot falter in this noble Commission with thee at my side! 

Sir Jafar, would you be willing to join me?  The Land is in dire need of a maypole, and you, methinks, are more than worthy of journeying with me into yonder Forest to fell a Mighty Oak.  I wouldst go myself, but such Woods are full of peril which no one, Woman or Man, may face alone.
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #28 on: March 07, 2006, 04:30:57 PM »
I shallst go and find thine Roger Wilco. Ti's my sacred duty as Dark-Daventry, the protector of the realm of my supperiors. I am a wanderer from that land. I travel from land to land to find the unknowneth. I am the top knight of his majesty, King Graham. I shallst do as thou commands of me, your royal highness, Deloria! I thinketh it well that Wilco disposeth of anothereth salesman. I shall do so on your commands, your royal highness of TSL! Farewell, milady! I shallst returneth upon the nighteth!
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« Reply #29 on: March 07, 2006, 04:53:14 PM »
Aye, the goode Roger Wilco, Knight of the Stars!  What the man lacks in wit, he makes up for in Valour and faire Countenance.  By my fay, friende, you shall find a strong Ally in Wilco indeed.  And, if perchance you find this Wilco in a state of goode humour, do grant me a small favour by giving me audience with him.

Ah, I do forget meself.  Goode folke, I entreateth thee to come forth and assist thy Baroness in her quest for Royale Merriment!  I cannot falter in this noble Commission with thee at my side! 

Sir Jafar, would you be willing to join me?  The Land is in dire need of a maypole, and you, methinks, are more than worthy of journeying with me into yonder Forest to fell a Mighty Oak.  I wouldst go myself, but such Woods are full of peril which no one, Woman or Man, may face alone.

But certainly should thou have an audience. We ourselves are always slightly intimidated by heroes, but if it shouldn't bother thyself, then thou should be granted one readily.

And We should think it a goode idea, for if Sir Jafar went with thee, thou shalt be safe, thou art my only advisor and should you fall prey to danger, We should have no one to consulteth on dire matteres such as these.

And Dark-Daventry shall accompany thyselves aswell. We thinketh, however, not so grande of ourselves and are content with the title of "Your Grace", however, the knight of Dark-Daventry may call me as he wishes so long as it does not insult mineself, nor mine kingdom.
 
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #30 on: March 07, 2006, 06:45:45 PM »
I am honored, milady! I shallst accompany them with great dilliegence. I asure you, milady, that I would never insult thy, such a queen as fitting as you. You are the only queen I see as ruler of this threade at any time. Anyone else shallst be consideredeth a mockery of the Crowne. I bit thine goodbye for the moment! I shallst return upon the nighteth. Farewell, your majesty!
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #31 on: March 07, 2006, 06:47:20 PM »
Sir Jafar, would you be willing to join me?  The Land is in dire need of a maypole, and you, methinks, are more than worthy of journeying with me into yonder Forest to fell a Mighty Oak.  I wouldst go myself, but such Woods are full of peril which no one, Woman or Man, may face alone.
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #32 on: March 07, 2006, 07:01:07 PM »
i am the wizard merlin V and i was mistaken.  the holy gail haseth been found, while the foly mail still remains hidden.
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #33 on: March 07, 2006, 07:03:42 PM »
Art thou wearing mustache-nosed spectacles? ???
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« Reply #34 on: March 07, 2006, 07:07:22 PM »
no, thou isth mistaken.  that waseth mirlin IV.
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #35 on: March 07, 2006, 07:14:22 PM »
Indeed? Thou still hath thepeculiar look of an insurance salesman...
We are afraid, we may not be of service, for we have little knowledge of such matters. Thou mightest have consulted Arthur, but he were dead since the sixth century...

As for Moodyblues, Jafar, and Dark Daventry:
Very well. I thanketh the noble Jarada Knight, Jafar and the diligent Dark Daventry. My thanks go also to Moodyblues, for whom without I shouldn't hath this threade. Whilst thou art all on this journey, this quest, We shall be on progress.
Fare thee well, kind subjects.
 
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« Reply #36 on: March 07, 2006, 07:18:01 PM »
*runs away because his disguise has been removed*  i willeth get you!!
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #37 on: March 07, 2006, 07:35:14 PM »
Guards! Catch the traitor! He shall get away! Seal off all other exits and raise the portcullis, to prevent him from escaping by any other means than the front gate! If he leaves these castle grounds alive, we should all be doomed!

Moodyblues, We require your assistance to ensure that the traitor cannot get away. Thou shalt be in charge of him. Is this in any way unacceptable to thee?
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« Reply #38 on: March 07, 2006, 07:37:50 PM »
You mean "lower the portcullis, correct? :P
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« Reply #39 on: March 07, 2006, 07:43:51 PM »
You mean "lower the portcullis, correct? :P

Not in the least. Our archers and soldiers from the royal guard are waiting outside to ambush. Therefore we need to get him outside the castle. It is not just nor good to have an arrest take place within the castle walls.
 
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