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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2006, 07:44:21 PM »
Ah!  Thou foule Villain!  Thou wretched Fiend!  Turn and draw, if thou be a man!  I am in all respects a docile Lamb, but thou hast awakened the roaring Lion!

Nay, nay, I repent of such temper; surrender unto me, poor vagabond, and I shall grant thee mercy.  And, by Her Grace's leave, I may even bestow upon thee fellowship.  This is thy Moment of Grace, O Wretched Man, thy Chance of Redemption!  Turn now from the Path thou hast tread so long!
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #41 on: March 07, 2006, 07:49:37 PM »
We wish thee the most luck in dealing with the fiend. If thou should indeed offer him fellowship,  We advise thee to be careful, Volhaul has since taken to murdering any one that did not suit his plans. I am fairly certain that he means to corrupt thee. 
 
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #42 on: March 07, 2006, 07:54:11 PM »
Shallst my services be needed in any such way? I am an expert on Vohaul. I have encountered him once before on my journeys. I wish to be of service in any wayeth possible.
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« Reply #43 on: March 07, 2006, 07:55:55 PM »
Once more, We offer our gratitude. Thou shall be rewarded. Please, taketh leave and go to Volhaul. Once there, We should like thou to defeat him.
 
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« Reply #44 on: March 07, 2006, 07:57:23 PM »
My Queen Deloria, hast thou need of an enchantress en thy noble court?
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #45 on: March 07, 2006, 07:58:14 PM »
Fear not, milady; if his heart be treacherous, he shall soon find that the hand that dealeth Mercy deals Justice in double.

Your Grace, I thank you for allowing this Goode Knight to assist me, for he seems a noble and able lord.  

Come, Sir Daventry D'arc, let us confront this foe.  What sayest thee to my proposal, Poore Wanderer?  Choose thy words with care, for thou standest on the threshold of a Dark Cell.
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #46 on: March 07, 2006, 08:02:08 PM »
My Queen Deloria, hast thou need of an enchantress en thy noble court?

Quite possibly. Should thou mindeth assisting?

Fear not, milady; if his heart be treacherous, he shall soon find that the hand that dealeth Mercy deals Justice in double.

And though I fear not for mine own life, it is but trvial compared to mine kingdom, I fear for this foe's, for should he die at the hands of Volhaul after he provideth the crutial information, there should be no tomorrow for any.
Thy optimism giveth us courage, though. We are in thy debt three-fold. Pray, tell us what it is thou could want of this fiend?
And further, I shoudl not dream of letting someone go into battle alone, and indeed, he doth seem able.
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #47 on: March 07, 2006, 08:40:50 PM »
Forgive me, Your Grace - it is true that I too often trust the blood of Youth and not the eyes of Matronhood.  Still, I cannot help but think that this Pacman may yet be of use, for he is a traveller, and no doubt knows the lay of yonder Forest better than any man of scholarship.  Furthermore, I am as much a gentlewoman as a warrior, and so I deem it beneath me to wield the sword without first offering the olive branch.
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #48 on: March 07, 2006, 09:18:52 PM »
I must agree with the Baroness, your majesty. Though this deceitful knave may be under the employ of thy enemies, if he were to join us under thy banner, we would surely have an advantage over the foul forces that seek to dethrone thee, and corrupt thy glorious kingdom.
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #49 on: March 08, 2006, 04:37:13 AM »
Indeed. So be it. He may join us if he choose. And Moodyblues, he forests shall be treacherous, Farquhar may accompany thee.
 
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #50 on: March 08, 2006, 10:41:39 AM »
My lady Majesty,

*bows low*

I am but a humble court jester who hath stumbled upon thy great kingdom. I have traveled for many a day and beg leave to sit awhile and rest in this glorious palace.
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« Reply #51 on: March 08, 2006, 10:52:46 AM »
Certainly. We hath chamber a many and food, if thou wishes some thing to quench the hunger and thirst.

We should like thee to preform to night, and possibly, if we find thy act amusing, become court jester, for we still are lackign that position. What say ye?
 
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #52 on: March 08, 2006, 11:11:48 AM »
My Lady Queen, you do me great honour, and I will gladly perform this eve and if the performance pleases her majesty I will take the position so generously offered until such a time as the east wind doth carry me away.
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« Reply #53 on: March 08, 2006, 11:37:42 AM »
Very well, then. Moodyblues, please go forth and tell the lords and ladies of the court that a celebration shall be held hence eve, and they should do well to attend.
 
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #54 on: March 08, 2006, 01:39:59 PM »
Milady! I have returned victorious from my battle. It took only common sense, which thine Vohaul has none of. I have defeated thee, and wish to join in the celebrations! I shallst stay in thine kingdom a while longer, if that is alright with yee. I have no hurry to return to the noble kingdom of Daventry. Infact. his majesty, Sir Graham, has asked for me to findeth a friendly kingdom nearby to share ties with. Do yee accept thine proposal, Your Grace? If yee accepts, I shall return to Daventry by next week. I shall be in thine house in the forest beyond here. I have made mineself a house with magical bariers around it, to protect me from the vial witch Hagatha. I shallst returneth when thou hath given thine a reply! Farewell, milady!
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« Reply #55 on: March 08, 2006, 02:15:26 PM »
We bid ye to stay, thou shalt find hospitality within this kingdom.
An alliance with Daventry,...We hath never considered that option...Still, worketh negatively it could not, therefore, We accept his Grace's King Graham's proposal. Farquhar, shall it please thee to acteth as our diplomatic councelor? If so, please, ready the papers for the kingdom of Davantry to allign with ours, immediately.
 
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #56 on: March 08, 2006, 03:29:37 PM »
Seeing that the mysterious stranger hath either gone mute or fallen deade, I shall gladly, for now, leave combat for a gentler exercise, milady. 

Ye lords and ladies, serfs and dames,
'Tis time, my friends, for merry games!
A Frolick our goode Queene doth hold
For lad and lass, for young and old!
Good Peasants, set aside thy toil;
Such gentle stewards of the soil
Shouldst leave, at least, a day or two
Aside to laugh and play and woo.
Faire Nobles, quit your crowne and throne
And sit beside a nobler One.
T'would be mighty detriment
If you spurned off such merriment.

To rich and poore our Queene extends
Her hands, to make thee all her friends.
And so, good subjects, help us raise
A Frolick worthy to be praised!
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #57 on: March 08, 2006, 03:32:29 PM »
I would be honoured to acteth as the diplomatic councilor to thy kingdom your majesty. I shall ready the papers at once!
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Re: Ye Elde Deloria Threade
« Reply #58 on: March 08, 2006, 04:03:04 PM »
Thank you, milady! His majesty King Graham shall be very pleased to hear this! I look forward to the entertainment! And I thanketh thee for thou's most generous offer of hospitality! I am most sure King Graham will be very pleased with our new relations! We are now allies, and are to fight together in war, if such times occur. I hopeth that these times shallst not cometh, but if need be, I shallst ready the Daventry Troops. Good day for now, milady!
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« Reply #59 on: March 08, 2006, 04:25:27 PM »
Seeing that the mysterious stranger hath either gone mute or fallen deade, I shall gladly, for now, leave combat for a gentler exercise, milady. 

Ye lords and ladies, serfs and dames,
'Tis time, my friends, for merry games!
A Frolick our goode Queene doth hold
For lad and lass, for young and old!
Good Peasants, set aside thy toil;
Such gentle stewards of the soil
Shouldst leave, at least, a day or two
Aside to laugh and play and woo.
Faire Nobles, quit your crowne and throne
And sit beside a nobler One.
T'would be mighty detriment
If you spurned off such merriment.

To rich and poore our Queene extends
Her hands, to make thee all her friends.
And so, good subjects, help us raise
A Frolick worthy to be praised!


Thy flattery knows no limits :P ! We are extremely glad, that he stranger hath fallen, still Sir Jafar seemed to know a great deal of him, could he mayhap a part in this? Might this be a conspiracy?
And thy poetic skills could not in the least lack, anything.

I would be honoured to acteth as the diplomatic councilor to thy kingdom your majesty. I shall ready the papers at once!


Very well. Thou this shall not be a marriage-allience, We hope nontheless, it shall hold.

We bid thee farewell, Sir Dark-Daventry. 

 
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