Magical Soda Machine

[Delling]

You get... nope, still raining.

*inserts umbrella*

[Yonkey]

You get Rihanna!

*inserts Kit Kat bar*

[hula_chick]

You get a Reese's  Yay candy!!

*inserts halloween costume*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a zombie

* inserts pumpkins *

[Deloria]

You get Anastasia.

*inserts third declension*

[PirateKingChris]

You get temporum.

*inserts dirty head of hair*

[Yonkey]

You get 2-in-1 shampoo & conditioner.

*inserts cologne*

[tessspoon]

You get perfume.

*inserts Hellgate: London*

[PirateKingChris]

You get...I dunno, but I want to play that game! 

*inserts miracle whip*

[hercrabbiness]

You get zzzzzzzip!

*inserts organic produce*

[Yonkey]

You get an expensive grocery bill.

*inserts gasoline*

[Gilgamesh]

you get fuel for your car

* inserts a plow *

[PirateKingChris]

You get a 20 foot pile of dirty snow.

*inserts pants made of....cheese?!*

[tessspoon]

You get copies of A Grand Day Out and The Wrong Trousers

*inserts website link*

[Deloria]

You get an error message.

*inserts 11515 PMs*

[Yonkey]

You get a Magic Soda Machine Blue Screen of Death.

*inserts bottle of wine*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a bottle of kool-aid

*inserts bicycle*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a unicycle.

*inserts circus tent*

[tessspoon]

You get 5 clowns, 4 lions, 3 jugglers, 2 tightrope walkers, and 1 elephant.

*inserts sniper rifle*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a bow and a arrow

*inserts the last samurai*